That’s innuendo.
Pucker up
Good ole turkey butt bread!
Oh, get stuffed…
Fortunately, those who have you for dinner will enjoy consuming you and give thanks for you for having blessed them on a very special day.
It just keeps getting worse!
Aw, he’ll be alright, as long as he keeps his head on straight..
I didn’t know Carol Burnett told fortunes.
But you’ll be dead when that last bit happens, so no worries…
I’m gettin’ a jump on things… havin’ a turkey sandwich for lunch today! Lol!
TMI. You’re gonna freak the turkey out and then not get paid! :)
Actually, if it hasn’t happened yet it probably won’t.
Here’s a more positive fortune for the turkey: “I see you at a dining table surrounded by family and friends. Well, not YOUR family and friends”
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salakfarm Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s innuendo.
C about 2 months ago
Pucker up
kingdiamond69 about 2 months ago
Good ole turkey butt bread!
Imagine about 2 months ago
Oh, get stuffed…
Doug K about 2 months ago
Fortunately, those who have you for dinner will enjoy consuming you and give thanks for you for having blessed them on a very special day.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
It just keeps getting worse!
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
Aw, he’ll be alright, as long as he keeps his head on straight..
backyardcowboy about 2 months ago
I didn’t know Carol Burnett told fortunes.
FireAnt_Hater about 2 months ago
But you’ll be dead when that last bit happens, so no worries…
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
I’m gettin’ a jump on things… havin’ a turkey sandwich for lunch today! Lol!
Impkins Premium Member about 2 months ago
TMI. You’re gonna freak the turkey out and then not get paid! :)
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Actually, if it hasn’t happened yet it probably won’t.
gocubzgo about 2 months ago
Here’s a more positive fortune for the turkey: “I see you at a dining table surrounded by family and friends. Well, not YOUR family and friends”