Pickles by Brian Crane for December 06, 2024

Well, you’re no Snow White.

Don’t forget Sleepy!

As long as he doesn’t look like Snow White, he’s okay.

One out of three ain’t bad.

Well, he sure isn’t Bashful!

Walked into that one.

Says Bittchy, a.k.a. Naggy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.Heard that years ago from a coworker.

Bet she likes it when he plays Doc.

She knows you well, Earl!

Or Sleepy, like Joe.

She’s the one with the short temper though, worse than just being a grump.

Could be worse. Jeff MacNelly creator of ‘Shoe’ had an editorial cartoon with Snow White looking at a dwarf with his trench coat open. She said, “And you must be Sleazy!”

Opal is the grouch in that relationship. Earl seems rather happy-go-lucky most of the time and most never cross with anyone.

I usually come across as Sleepy.

She is QUITE the charmer

And Opal comes across as “fatty”.

Probably prefers he not be sneezy often.

Then there’s the eighth dwarf, Gassy.

Unkind, Opal, but probably truthful.

That rumbling sound you hear is the horde of Disney lawyers descending on the unsuspecting cartoonist.

Six of the seven dwarves are not Happy.

Says the wicked witch.

Respect your wife. Think of how much she does for you.

Sneezy before the Benadryl, Dopey after.

And Opal is such an opinionated sweetheart.

Ok,I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say: opal is just plain ORNERY‼️

Attagirl…..

Opal just can’t resist her snarky comments. It’s who she is….like a dumb Snow White….

Well, I can accept Dopey.

Learn how to draw, new gig and bucks on the side

I’m guessing the name Doc probly never comes to mind…

Multifaceted

And also Sleepy.

Opal FTW

At least she didn’t say he comes across as crazy!

You’re never too old to be young…lf you know you know.

But always Stupid.

I’m old, I’m grumpy, get off my lawn.

Leave before she gets to the other dwarves.

Good one, Pearl!

My Dads father was never a happy go lucky kind of guy and you rarely saw him smile, so the family tended to call him “Grumpa” instead of Grandpa. We never said it to his face or when he was around but he probably knew we called him that, we weren’t being mean, just the way he was.

I’m snorting too, in sympathy with Opal.