Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 03, 2024

Good work, horsie…

I could use one of these for myself. My humor is so deadpan that some people believe I’m taking things a little too seriously!

Melody will wear that thing out in one day.

it works well!

You’ll need to hold up a sarcasm sign, Melody… or he won’t get it!

That sarcasm detector jumps around just like the TV in Calvin’s strip yesterday.

A pretty girl is like a melody…

Now sliding into flippant mode with a chemistry conversion!

S Ar Ca Sm

16+18+20+62 =116!

At least there’s no arsenic in my version of SArCaSm.

Thus, using a 116 accent is merely SArCaSm.

The senate just ordered 100 (1 for each)…!

Sar-chasm: the distance between the one offering it and the one not getting it.

At least it hasn’t exploded yet, like on “The Simpsons.”

I don’t think she’s amused….Horace!

A great buy for your autistic friend.

One of the biggest problems with the Internet is that wiseguys think everyone has a “sarcasm detector”. They don’t. The next thing you know, you find you have promoted the overthrow of an Indonesian government!

One of the columnists in an electronics trade journal wrote about a box he built. It made irritating screeches when somebody came into his office to complain… the louder the complainer talked, the louder the screeches got… it ended the conversation by irritating and distracting the complainer. He mounted it so its screeches sounded like they were coming from outside his office… apparently it worked pretty well, and complainers never figured out what was really going on…

A shrill sound alarm? That sounds really great. I’m so excited. I can hardly wait until I hear that shrilling sound.

Melody Fair – the Bee Gees 1968

Dial style…

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