Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 09, 2024

and their love-child interobang

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Recuperating after a colonoscopy?

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I 4C a problem.

I can’t C that happening either.

WTF??

He was asterisk a direct confrontation.

When the noise started, I could foresee this happening.

I can’t help it. I’m just excited!

She gets cranky when she’s on her period.

Give them a semicolonoscopy.

I love punctuation-based humor…. but the penny has yet to drop for me on this one. Maybe I need coffee?

You’ll be hearing from 4-B next.

I didn’t 4-C this one coming.

Turn down ‘ABC’ by The Jackson 5?!

…..as he exclaimed his shock!

I wonder if getting commas to live in every other apartment would keep the peace?

This is actually funnier if you do computer programming.

They are just asking for a pause

Like some of the people above??????

Leave it to the question mark to have questions.

To paraphrase Three Stooges Curley, “I’m trying to get this joke but nothing happens!”

Don’t get comma involved, comma’s a b!tch.

Victor Borge could handle this situation…