Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 10, 2024

So Poppin Fresh is Not Your Daddy

Are we going for a “gingerbread/ninja bread” pun here, Ralph? That’s low. Even for a squirrel.

My mom decorated her gingerbread men with raisins.

… and… and… you were……

STORE BOUGHT!!!!!!

Dunh-Dunh-Dunhhhhhhh!

What’s worse, there are some artificial ingredients.

D’OH! (or is that dough?)

Those DNA tests are half-baked.

Ninja bread cookies are hard to beat.

You also have a high probability of being eaten. It runs in your family!

Some academic will find a reason for you to have to apologize..

“P. S. – You…are NOT the father!”

That sounds accurate, from the looks of you.

… and? … so? … what are you going to do about it?

Feeling a little crummy?

Doh

in my household: 2% dog hair, at least lol

Cute! Inclusivity at its finest!

Sometimes, in this case, it’s best not to know your place of origin….you may crumb~le at the results….

Just stay away from the Muffin Man…

Pillsbury’s Doughboy looks creepy with human skin color! Yikes!

So what’s eating you?

And 100% tasty.

Whenever he gets angry, ginger snaps.

And 100% delicious.

That all sounds good to me! Why are you upset?

Where are the origins of your shortenings and fats?

DNA exists to make family lore irrelevant, yet funny ! ;-)

And 100% Natural Carbohydrate.

I feel a little guilty that I want to bite off his cute little head. ☺️

Do you have DNA?

no matter… you probly won’t be around long to worry much about it!

Is that 23YOU …?

( yes, andME )

He’s still really sweet.

And both parents were redheads

What a macaroon!

One of these days, I’ll finally buy a set of “ninja bread man” cookie cutters!