Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 09, 2024

I thought she was Mary Christmas.

Would Noelle work?

How about Boss — Boss Claus – works for me!

How about Tante Santa. [Danish]

I’d go with Anita Goode Claus, and assume she’s a lawyer.

Her first name is Anna.

women’s rights?—-that was voted against last month…

don’t even bring it up. the decision has been made

Crissy Claus ?

Santa isn’t really his first name, it’s a title. Like Saint Claus. His name is Claus same as her name is Claus. So, they BOTH need names!!

I thought they names were Nick and Nikki.

It’s SANDY, of course!

If you google it, you’ll get some different answers including Gertrude and Jessica

It’s Sandy

In the film, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Mrs Claus’ first name is Jessica.

When I was a kid, I thought my mother was Mrs. Claus. That’s because I saw her kissing Santa in our living room!

Kris and Maria

Gertrude is the earliest name she has.

Her first name is Ima, Ima Clause.

Actually she can be pretty nasty in private. Why? Because her first name is “Sharp”.

I thought old Nick was celibate.

That makes as much sense as most of the libs causes.

Sara and Chris Claus.

Awww… aren’t you just so precious.

I’m sure women’s rights will still need advocates long after that problem is settled.

Eva Jean. Just a suggestion.

A story published in 1849 named her Gertrude.

She doesn’t like to use it because it’s “Sandy” and she thinks it sounds too “couple cute”. :)

Estellar Claus.

She’s a subordinate Claus, but don’t tell her I said that.

SATAN Claus.

According to Sally Brown of Peanuts, her name is Mary Christmas. And she didn’t change it when she got married.

It’s Jessica. ~ “Santa Claus is Coming to Town “ Rankin Bass

Go sew on a button.

Don’t be ridiculous, there is no sanity clause.