Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 29, 2024

And installed it backwards

Pulp non-fiction: roll out the flushable white carpet

And a clogged toilet with each flush!

Moral: never shop at Costco.

it came in a 48 ct. package…

That should last about a day or two.

Just wait until the cat gets a hold of it…

Okay, I’m gonna have to go over there and turn that around…… again!

Oh, I didnt know that Costco stocked the small sizes now.

That the second biggest bunny wabbit me ever see.

The label clearly said Disposable Sheets for the Bed.

And if I catch you using more than 1/30th of a sheet you’re in trouble mister.

Looks like a free standing toilet, it’s so far out from the wall.

He’s gonna need to ditch the newspaper and grab a thick book.

Ready to roll in the new year?

It certainly looks that way!

It’s a disposable bath towel dispenser. Way too large for hiney wipes…

I’m full of what?

How you can tell you’re not buying “double” or “triple” sized rolls – they still fit in the same size depression in the wall.

Over the top, dear … new toilet roll holder, new ugly wall paint, slippery when wet floor polish, when does the new bathtub arrive, plenty of squares to share. And it only took 4 hours in the store to find everything needed and not needed.

From the way the TP is, it looks like they have cats. If you have cats and the TP comes out the other way, when the cats discover it, it will be all over the floor.

Great Scott!!

And I suppose you expect ME to change it?

Rollin rollin rollin…..btw, it’s on wrong!

Those rolls are for BIG sheets …!

( sic )

Two-ply or not two-ply …. That is the tissue! : )

My wife buys oversize paper towel rolls that don’t fit on the towel stand. Why do they make such big stuff? I can’t help but think is a new tricky way of shrinkflation.

Wiped out! ;-)

Even Ralph has nothing to say!!!

Someone in that family must have a huge butt.

eat at taco bell much??

Famous last words: “Let’s Roll” — Todd Beamer

For those who have not heard it… studies have shown that “leftovers” from the toilet can reach to 6 feet out from the toilet, when it’s flushed. That means, if the paper is hanging underneath, it is dragging on a potentially contaminated section of the wall. Hanging “over,” also gives easier access to the free end of the paper, without having to drag hands down the wall, to grasp it.