Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 29, 2024

Well someone is in the pink!

All wrapped up in mink!

And never would she think

That he would raise a stink!

The origin of the phrase: I can’t afford cheap things.

If it’s 25% off but you don’t need it, do you save anything?

Better than paying all-ye-money eh.

Wearing clothes like those, she’ll be the belle of the ball. And after she takes them off, she’ll be the belle of his ball.

Check out the original art! The creature chasing the hottie is more than GoComics algorithm could handle!

money, it’s a hit…

Sure. How are your “bartering” skills?

You know my wife?

That’s okay. But it’s Black Friday, so let’s see how much you can take off.

GUY: I wanted Veronica Lake but I got Betty Mudpuddle!

GAL: I have never found your Archie joke references humorous… you Jughead.

Ate too much and ate too fast! The usual……LOL

Affirmation 100% approved by wifey

I had errands to run Wednesday. When I got back home the furnace had quit working. Did a bit of trouble shooting and found that the fuse in the disconnect switch had opened. Grabbed a replacement from the “Misc. ’Lectric” box, and replaced the dud.

Elapsed repair time: About 10 minutes.

Price of fuse: $0

Cost of repair: —$200 ($200 saved from avoided house call by furnace man; @ 1/6th hour, works out to $1200/hr rate.)

Moral: Paddle your own boat when you can. And don’t throw anything away, willy-nilly.

How perfect for Black Friday!!!

She bankrupted him for dyed rabbit.

Pink Friday?

“I got thirty percent discounts on thousands of dollars’ worth of goods.”

She has an economics degree from Trump University.

I had a girlfriend like this. I found out it’s possible to spend $300 on nails. I also found out I was powerless to resist a very busty blonde.

I was once married to that….

The price was reduced from two tons to one ton.

How can I be out of money? I still have more cheques!

“It costs me a lot of monet to look this cheap” Dolly Parton