Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 02, 2024

Probably also one of those vibrating brooms…

I thought it was more her sunglasses … or should I say … her shades?

And that cup of eye of newt dreenk eh.

Plus, it’s an EB (Electric broom).

Witches wear trousers, but the wizard is naked from the waist down…

Not to mention the sunglasses. Take her down a peg.

Just wait till she upgrades to a rumba sweeper self-propelled and looks like a flying saucer!

Is today a rerun? I think I have seen this one before?

Now if only the broom had a second one to hold her cell phone.

Bet she uses the Starbucks fly through window for her Pumpkin Spice Latte with oodles of Whipped Cream! You!

….and three must not be a crowd!!!!!

Technology has now made it everywhere.

How else would hold her double half caf mocha chocolate frapachino with non dairy sugarless creamer?

So if you care to find me, Look to the Starbucks line, As someone told me lately, Everyone deserves caffeine to fly!

She needs her witch’s cold brew!

Jealousy, thou art a witch.

Or cell phone holder.

As for the glasses, when you’re cool the sun always shines.

Weather Tech has a device for every vehicle.

Wrap-around sun glasses also.

So zap on onto your broom and quicherbellyachin!

Not to mention her “shades”…!

sunglasses at night? i thought only i did that

Is the broom electric?

She will never be as cool as Broomhilda.

But does it have a seat warmer?

Do they have cruise control?