Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 05, 2024

AI should pay us.

Unless the AI pays Dr. Mel to use it.

Also, Kilbots aren’t interested in AI spleens.

AI would be too smart to do that job.

You get what you pay for.

Dr. Mel’s inventions and discoveries can’t chase AI

Dr. Mel’s A.I. computer would need all of the station’s power to operate, which would cause the R.U. Sirius to drop out of orbit.

When Dr. Mel develops an AI program with a spleen, Winky’s gone.

Some logic there

I guess that gives you the last laugh

Or maybe he’s been replaced repeatedly with clones.

With AI, a six figure income can be counted on one hand..

We used to tell tall tales and sing songs about working men* like Paul Bunyan and John Henry. Where are the odes to coders?

*Seriously, if there are any female equivalents to Paul and John I never heard them. That would also be an interesting song to hear.

There are some things that A.I. just can’t exspleen.

Soon Dr Mel will be replaced by AI.

And AI doesn’t have a regenerating spleen.

Now that I think about it, Dr. Mel may be doing the world a favor. We might be in a “Chicken Heart that Ate New York City”-type situation if Winky’s spleen wasn’t kept in check.

AI bots are more expensive to replace too. You can’t put a price on, “expendable.”

He works for fringe benefits, all the spleens he needs.

Indentured internship? Folk, I think we’ve found a workaround for the 13th ammendment.

Also: A.I. doesn’t have a spleen.

Plus AI doesn’t have a spleen