Strange Brew by John Deering for December 05, 2024

Large “girthers” will never “waist” away.

Too much fast food makes for slow go.

Fast Food – That’s a stretch.

The U.S. epidemic.

There should be racks for Large, Extra Large, Extra Extra Large, etc., before they get up to the Fast Food sized clothes.

Relaxed Fit.

“Fast Food” – Pick one, because those two words don’t go together.

They forgot one:

“Small”

“Medium”

“Fast Food”

“Diabetes”

Not to be confused with dogs’ pants.

Where is the “big boned” section?

LOL!

John, loved your depiction of DeSantis in your editorial cartoon today…

…“these boots are made for walkin’…”

Costco needs to learn about supply and demand. Large and extra-large clothing always sells out first, leaving tons of small sizes unsold. Will they ever learn?

“Small”, “Medium”, and “American”?

For those who XL at eating.

It seems to me that somebody in the clothing industry must be doing body measurements. It’s the logical thing to do. Then you have the logisticians who figure out the most common sizes and produce and ship accordingly.

So how is it when I am at Kohl’s i can find racks of 48 inch waist, 20 inch inseam or 20 inch waist and 48 inch inseam pants and nothing in between?

Obviously the demand and supply curves are different.

The clerk asks, “Would you need to super size those pants?”

Small, Medium, Large, Queen, and oh my god it’s coming toward us