Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 12, 2024

Sorry we pluggers is non returnable.

Is that a pillow she’s planning to use?!

The enormous restocking fee would make the effort worthless.

I think the warranty’s expired.

Pluggers are sold “as is”, with no returns or refunds.

What is called an " As Is " purchase ;-)

Every man has been returned to the pound at least once in his life……

Plugger enjoys the “lay away” plan.

I did not give them permission to use me in this comic!

Many wives are wondering: “Now where did I put that receipt?”

About 100 pounds too late for that.

Non-returnable except by D-I- V-O-R-C-E!

30 day return policy, in my case that would be 49 years too late. Guess she’s stuck with me! Whew

I am well past the “return accepted by” date.

At this point in my life (old, well established, 40 year marriage), I don’t think I would love someone else any more than my man. NO one is going to love me like he does : ) and vice verse.

We’re all on loan, especially as we age.

Nope. All sales are final.

Tough bleep , Lady you did say “I Do”…..

Bwah Hah hah…..

I’m sure my wife still has her receipt.

There is usually a time limit on returns, plus it must be returned in unused condition in original packaging. Sorry.

There were some problems when we first got married and husband only went through with the – terribly big, against my wishes – wedding – that he wanted – with a promise that if he wanted a divorce I would agree.

Married 45 years now. (He should have listened to me and we should not have a had big wedding – just immediate families .)