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At this point in my life (old, well established, 40 year marriage), I don’t think I would love someone else any more than my man. NO one is going to love me like he does : ) and vice verse.
There were some problems when we first got married and husband only went through with the – terribly big, against my wishes – wedding – that he wanted – with a promise that if he wanted a divorce I would agree.
Married 45 years now. (He should have listened to me and we should not have a had big wedding – just immediate families .)
Gent 2 months ago
Sorry we pluggers is non returnable.
Zykoic 2 months ago
Is that a pillow she’s planning to use?!
PraiseofFolly 2 months ago
The enormous restocking fee would make the effort worthless.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 2 months ago
I think the warranty’s expired.
phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago
Pluggers are sold “as is”, with no returns or refunds.
juicebruce 2 months ago
What is called an " As Is " purchase ;-)
zerotvus 2 months ago
Every man has been returned to the pound at least once in his life……
Zen-of-Zinfandel 2 months ago
Plugger enjoys the “lay away” plan.
flemmingo 2 months ago
I did not give them permission to use me in this comic!
Doug K 2 months ago
Many wives are wondering: “Now where did I put that receipt?”
Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago
About 100 pounds too late for that.
ctolson 2 months ago
Non-returnable except by D-I- V-O-R-C-E!
Stodgefinn Premium Member 2 months ago
30 day return policy, in my case that would be 49 years too late. Guess she’s stuck with me! Whew
TMMILLER Premium Member 2 months ago
I am well past the “return accepted by” date.
pheets 2 months ago
At this point in my life (old, well established, 40 year marriage), I don’t think I would love someone else any more than my man. NO one is going to love me like he does : ) and vice verse.
mistercatworks 2 months ago
We’re all on loan, especially as we age.
EMGULS79 2 months ago
Nope. All sales are final.
chain gang charlie 2 months ago
Tough bleep , Lady you did say “I Do”…..
Bwah Hah hah…..
sincavage05 2 months ago
I’m sure my wife still has her receipt.
rbrt6956 2 months ago
There is usually a time limit on returns, plus it must be returned in unused condition in original packaging. Sorry.
mafastore 2 months ago
There were some problems when we first got married and husband only went through with the – terribly big, against my wishes – wedding – that he wanted – with a promise that if he wanted a divorce I would agree.
Married 45 years now. (He should have listened to me and we should not have a had big wedding – just immediate families .)