Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 01, 2024

“The capybara or greater capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris) is the largest living rodent, native to South America …

“Izu Shaboten Zoo and other zoos in Japan have prepared hot spring baths for capybaras. Video clips of the bathing capybaras have gained millions of views.The capybaras have influenced an anime character named Kapibara-san, and a series of merchandise such as plush toys. A Capybara café has been opened in Tokyo…”

it’s all a dream. go back to sleep

Balneotherapy, a polite way of saying go soak your head.

I rarely go a day without learning something new from Frog Applause

Snow Monkeys & Their Hot Spring: Why They Love It. The monkeys of the Jigokudani Monkey Park are famous for one big reason – they are the only troop of monkeys in the world known to bathe in hot springs. Why they do this is interesting and worth understanding before visiting the park for yourself!

Hah . . . Froglandia has actual lava springs. Let’s see a snow monkey try bathing in those!

The therapy is administered by capybaras. They are classified as aquatic mammals!

I am not sure the text supports that. Let’s deconstruct…

“however “braineotherapy” is the term used for therapy after the mind is completely blown…."

Radios, carburetors and Sunrooms

Oh my!

Took a bath on this one. It’s what I get for being washed up.

I don’t know about you but it looks like a giant meece. Must be something he drank……❤️☺️

And then there’s fangotherapy, another word that I’ve known for five minutes now.

…I thought the blurred word was baineothropy…

…not balneotheropy…

…which led me to boanthropy…

…the belief that you are a cow…

…which i used in a story for a president getting it…

… bruiseology…

…a song by The Waitresses…

…where you accidentally on purpose…

…hurt yourself…

…

Is there a haiku

That fits this here narrative?

Please get back to me …!

( must contain blurred “i” and “l” )

Man Wimps eat quiche and partake in mineral water soaking, and keep Capybaras who wear their heart on their nose as pets. Donate today to help save this increasingly rarified sub species.

Guinea pig agouti, or capybara?

Stinky perfume musk rat smells like downer and about face Grace the Face is hard to cover up and up my green looking mushy suck it up again for long lasting.

Memory’s of Barbara Streisand.

Pop music. She farts an oder blob.

I’ll take Purple for $500, please !!

By a cute Capybara!!!!!

Where is Roy G. Biv when we need him?

I love these frog app laws…

Hi Teresa.Have you changed your email address?

Will the capybara see her reflection in the plumage? Will she go back to the bog for more subliminal rumination or stick around to herald the beginning of the Frog Festivus Season?

I watched The Colour of Magic on Amazon. They never mentioned the capybara.

Such a wordy little fellow…

That meece seems to be growing.

Guess I’ll have to make a trip to the Froglandia Bathmat Factory for extra large meece traps! Who knew?

Knock? Knock?

Who’s there?

Wood!

Wood Who?

Supper Tonight Dude!

Knock? Knock?

Who’s there?

Stretch!

Stretch Who?

Heeeerrrrreeee’s… Jjjjjoooohhhhnnnnyyyyyy…

…any of you gals wanna dance …?

I love these Frog Apple Laws.

…- – -… !

Eskimo Nose Kissing.

These terms are used interchangeably by PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW A DANG THING ABOUT BALNEOTHERAPY.

In case you’re wondering why I’m a dues-paying member of the National Association of Balneotherapy Professionals, this is why. Without constant vigilance, we will cede more and more ground to those who would tarnish our profession by conflating it with….

Ugh, I can’t bear to even say it…

“Hydrotherapy”

…I’m like lost in a maze in this Frog Applause…

…just too much going on…

POST NO BULLs …!*

Road food in Granny’s kitchen.

I woke up in the middle of the night. I had been dreaming. The dream evanesced except for two words.

Grapefruit. Odyssey.

I don’t know why.

Radio code. It was necessary, yet raw.

…Does farting in a hot tub count?…

I’m making another trip to the Froglandia Bathmat Factory….Seems the meeces are so big they’re carrying off the traps and slinging them off a cliff……☺️❤️

I’ve got a severe ear worm …

Chuck Berry’s “My Ding a Ling” …! Arrrgh

This brings Miller and Pabst beer split in recent gaming business performances. For instance, Most Miller beer products bar codes include a 34 ( as in David Ortiz endorsements) , but Pabst products have a 31 and with the ‘blue ribbon’, Masonic lodges appreciate Pabst, even if there is no Pabst branch in Detroit anymore.

Green Bay Packers 31, Detroit Lions 34. That score was as calculated as the outcome of Mr. T’s pierogi’s versus Sylvester Stallone’s Tar Heels.

The Packers are better golfers, and gallium is a lighter burden than selenium. Many people do poorly on IQ tests because they have not been taught to read the lines rather than try ‘to read between the lines’ as though they were looking for psychic solutions.

That image of a ‘gold star’ didn’t get inserted by accident, and neither were the cliffs of Normandy beaches.

Never eat hydrotherapy snow.

Daniel Boone is after a brand new hat.

Shine on you crazy diamond, as ball caps go the comic bushes.

Remember the FA 12 days of Christmas …?

Anyone?

Today is Saturday, and we had so much snow I need another shovel…the old one snapped in two. I’m heading for the Froglandia Bathmat Factory again to purchase a new shovel and thick gloves to keep my patties warm!

If you need anything, that’s the place to go for end of the year sales and close outs….

Just passing thru … and gas too, to, two, tutu …!

…my Mom’s last dying words to me was to be the man of the family…

…like i was wasn’t…

…sure…

…I am wearing purple sheer panyhose under a red pleaded skirt…

…but my beard was fully trimmed…

…I never should had bet that the Browns would beat the Steelers…

…that’s all…

…and the 52" of snow does make one lean toward bored decisions…

…especially since it is raining…

…and what else is one supposed to do in Ashtabula, Ohio…

…unable to get out of the drive way…

…and Mom didn’t really die..

…she tin roof rusted …

…p.s. …

…I wore too tight of work boots to work…

…and my bunioned big toe toenail…

…slipped under my 2nd big toe…

…I really should have trimmed it…

…because its razor sharp…

…and took a big slice out of it…

…two months later… it’s still not healed…

…I am the unreliable narrator…up>… The Phantom of the Opera of the Frog Applause Mat Factory…

… ooh hahaha…

ding dong … pizza’s here …!

On the 13 th day of Christmas, I was so sick of the gatherings, food and obnoxious noise, I huddled in my house for the duration!

Don’t call me, I’ll call you!

Hey, what are you lookin’ at?! Why don’t you make a comic? It’ll last longer.