Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 14, 2024

No one wants your job. Too crappy.

Tough job. Using pitchforks instead of shovels.

That’s what you get for horsing around.

Yah, the Huns want to package the crap and sell it as a Garden soil enhancer

Too bad, they’ve all been deported.

Now the cartoonist is on the list.

Then the unskilled laborer will have to find something even worse to do.

The fink will just deport them

Truth. Immigrant labor is vital for the economy.

Actually, they already have. Decades ago. Remember going to the polo barn a friend of mine worked at. The stall cleaners were all from south of the boarder. When the police came around, you wouldn’t see a one of them. Funny how the wealthy love to hire illegals, while at the same time complaining about them. Of course, if they are undocumented the wealthy can get away with paying them far less and control them by threatening to deport them if they complain about their working and housing arrangements. Though, I believe those at the polo barn were treated fairly well, many in other jobs a lot less so. Especially, construction, if an undocumented laborer gets hurt on the job, the employer has little to no responsibility for them and will find another to take their place on the cheap at the big box hardware store the next day.

Which is why the wealthy are against any legislation that streamlines the path to citizenship. They love undocumented labor.

did it for 50 years house paid fore, car paid fore, had lots of border crossers working for me good people

Notice the snappy Russian dress style on the Women doing the backbreaking work? Pretty much says it all about the future of women in the good old USA.

I heard that three blind mice are trying to hire a caretaker.

I just love the horses’ faces.

………..any job is a good job……..lost in the 21st century.

1st horsey got no hay.

Hopefully, they’ll just take the “Stable Genus”… ☺

What job would you qualify for then? Homelessness? Free handouts?

wooo five long faces there!

Why get a job when they give you everything free?

There’s openings til Jan 20, 2025 lol

This is not a uniquely American problem. The French hate the Turks and there are a lot of them in France. But if they deported them, all the Paris sewers would be a huge mess. No Frenchmen would dirty his hands working in the sewers these days. [Said disdainfully] “That is work for those filthy immigrants” [that we just deported].

So, where’s the joke?

Welfare ‘pays’ better, and has far better benefits.

tRump’s America, coming to a life near you.

“We’re #1 in the #2 Business.”

And then you will be broke and homeless asking for a handout.

If only there was a Christian place that did the least for our brothers and sisters. Reminder, He doesn’t recognize secular boundaries on His creation. His standard is clear. Live it, all day, every day, no exceptions.

Jack Van Berg trained 1987 Kentucky Derby and Preakness winner Alysheba. Once, when INS raided the backstretch of a track where he had horses, they rounded up a lot of undocumented grooms. Van Berg wailed, “Where else am I going to find someone who’ll work for five dollars a day?”

Take up Presidential Speech writing. It’s the same product, but it’s a cleaner workplace, and it’s air-conditioned.

It could be worse. He could work in Congress.

Reverse psychology?

Even the robots don’t want it

stablehand strips are the best

I got to do a tour “behind the scenes” at Churchill Downs in Louisville a few years ago. All the folks who actually do the real work with the horses are all immigrants. The Downs even runs a school for the kids, who also work there.

Without these workers, and a number are undocumented, the horse racing culture in Kentucky will die.

I agree with all your comments….But I’m still trying to figure out why is it so funny. LOL