Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 09, 2024

I think the part I am most impressed with is that there are fireplaces onboard the R. U. Sirius.

Next: Elf in the fire.

Whoever came up with that thing must really hate children.

Or Elf in the Recycling Bin!!!

It doesn’t count, he didn’t break.

Now swat it into the fireplace, where it belongs.

That’s going to make one heck of a hairball.

It’s almost like a responsibility or an obligation: If someone puts something on a shelf, it’s a cats duty to knock it off.

I have a cat, that is so true!

That elf’s name is Glofindantel.

Glorfindantel on a mantel.

Give that cat a promotion!

Only reazonable response to elf on a shelf.

Funny. Hopefully his dog will chew it up!

I have a friend who named his cat Shiva. Shiva is the Hindu god of destruction.

Cats still testing the “gravity” thing.

Probably thought Elves, like turkeys, could fly.

Because: Cats. You know.

Spay vs Spy?

Toss the elf and get Krampus. Much more compelling for naughty kids.

Appropriate with a cat on the ship.

Elf rhymes with shelf. Surely it took a genius to come up with that one.

Don’t forget the gnome on the dome.

Cat fang shui

I have an elf on the shelf and yet I don’t even have children. It’s a doll of Dobby perched on my bookcase.

Problem solver.

Too real…

I’m not looking forward to the AI version.

Mensch on a bench?