Garfield by Jim Davis for January 06, 2025

Fortune with a side of misfortune.

Hey Garfield. Don’t you have a calendar called The Garfield No Monday Calendar?

I can already tell today is gonna be the worst day..

it’s not SO bad⠄⠄⠄

he’s already had lunch and it’s not even breakfast time yet

Or Tuesdays, Wednesdays……………………………………………………….!

Woke up this morning, reached out to pick up my glasses and knocked them off the night stand. A lot of myopically feeling around for them thinking “Good start to the day”.

Next time, wait until Tuesday to eat Chinese food and get your fortune cookie.

…. in bed.

Don’t trust fortune cookies.

So, Barbie gets Monday off?

I didn’t know Garfield was getting personalised fortune cookies

9 inches of snow and ice here with more coming so it isn’t all that bad.

LOL!

And today is….. MOANDAY!

Good boy

But of course!

Un-fortunately, those cookies aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.

Nothing ruins a weekend more than the first 5 days after it.

Not valid on Monday except Bank holidays!!!

Everything comes with a disclaimer now! Sheesh!

That’s also similar to the strip where Jon got a fortune saying that “a tall beautiful blonde will change your life”, just as Garfield comes up to him telling him that there’s an eleven-foot woman at the door with a chainsaw.

If you ranked all your days according to whatever criteria you use, then one would be the best ever. Doesn’t mean it would be all that great, just better than the others.

Saw that coming

LOL!

A round fortune cookie??

Monday, MondayCan’t trust that day…

Monday fortune cookie.

The best days never occur on Mondays. (Except for Christmas and birthdays)

Not till I’ve had my coffee ! ;-)

I was having a good day until I realized that I’ll be returning to school tomorrow

Mondays!!!! Got up to 27° and a car with a dead battery. Trip to Autozone in the other, ancient, car, $200, and thirty minutes of freezing my backside and it runs.

Is there any truth that people who use those fortune cookie Lotto numbers win 50% of the time?

If Fortune Cookies were written by the same people who write instruction manuals: “Today you may experience an occurrence”.

Just as interesting because Chinese food places aren’t opened on Mondays

“P.S.

Haha!"

I’m gluten intolerant but the waitress at the Chinese restaurant insisted I should read the fortune. On one side, the slip of paper read, “You will soon have good fortune.” On the reverse side was a Chinese language lesson with the word for “refrigerator”.

I called the waitress over, “I think I just won a refrigerator.”

Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much he doesn’t work

In the military, there was a slogan, “Maintain an even strain.”

Mondays are wonderful, if you don’t forget your limitations on the weekend.

is he gonna eat the cookie or not?