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Long ago we had a set of encyclopedias and the picture of Neanderthal man looked a lot like my Dad. I did the DNA thing and there is a tinge of Neanderthal in my DNA. I listed “fire-starter” on my resume.
Those two pictured have skin color more closely that of Levantine natives some 2100 years ago than the Caucasian Jesus European artists painted onto canvases. And USA pure heteronormative American White Jesus cult members these days (aka Christian nationalists) ain’t havin’ none of the reality implied by this toon, either, nossir!
The ancestors of h o m o e r e c t u s are a mixed bag. We got some good genes from Neanderthals. When the admixture had bad results, they did not last long.
They very well could have looked like that. Who am I to say how God created them to look. Probably not blue eyed blond. LOL. Just like David, Mary, and Jesus the Christ likely didn’t look Italian either.
SHIVA 2 months ago
The real pioneer family!!!!
bluecat 2 months ago
Awww
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago
According to Christian Nationalists they were thin, blond and blue-eyed.
Zykoic 2 months ago
Long ago we had a set of encyclopedias and the picture of Neanderthal man looked a lot like my Dad. I did the DNA thing and there is a tinge of Neanderthal in my DNA. I listed “fire-starter” on my resume.
Skeeter77 2 months ago
We are made in God’s image. I am positive he does not look like that
Funniguy 2 months ago
Adam & eve were the first people to reject the Apple Terms & Conditions.
backyardcowboy 2 months ago
She’s gonna be mad. His lips are bigger than hers.
Slowly, he turned... 2 months ago
Well, I must say they do resemble my family…
Stodgefinn Premium Member 2 months ago
Hey, that’s our wedding photo! lol
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 2 months ago
So that’s where I get my rugged good looks.
Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago
Christmas Eve?
well-i-never 2 months ago
Jesus!
ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago
Truth.
mountainclimber 2 months ago
Neanderthals or Denisovans?
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Evangelicals loosing their minds in Three…………………..Two………………….One…………………..KABOOM!
ncorgbl 2 months ago
My in-laws are not that old…
raybarb44 2 months ago
Probably true but they had each other and ultimately had all of us…..
dfriedmann Premium Member 2 months ago
And he wasn’t born in December either. The took a good pagan celebration, winter solstice, and changed it for their own benefit.
prrdh 2 months ago
Covered as they were with all that hair and (judging from the flies) all that dirt, what did they need fig leaves for?
mpolo11 Premium Member 2 months ago
Very good.
Greyprof 2 months ago
Brilliant Comic. Pulitzer price (or comics equivalent) nomination is next.
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 2 months ago
Those two pictured have skin color more closely that of Levantine natives some 2100 years ago than the Caucasian Jesus European artists painted onto canvases. And USA pure heteronormative American White Jesus cult members these days (aka Christian nationalists) ain’t havin’ none of the reality implied by this toon, either, nossir!
mistercatworks 2 months ago
The ancestors of h o m o e r e c t u s are a mixed bag. We got some good genes from Neanderthals. When the admixture had bad results, they did not last long.
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley 2 months ago
We are getting a better idea of what our ancestors looked like, but I personally believe we do them a disservice surrounding them with flies.
NolaMan 2 months ago
are you sure thats not Adam and Steve?
eb110americana 2 months ago
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby…
sincavage05 2 months ago
Where’d they get the lipstick?
Smeagol 2 months ago
Religion vs Science. Will you look at the time… I think I need to take the dog out for a walk.
Westplatte Premium Member 2 months ago
They very well could have looked like that. Who am I to say how God created them to look. Probably not blue eyed blond. LOL. Just like David, Mary, and Jesus the Christ likely didn’t look Italian either.
Bill LaRocque Premium Member 2 months ago
at last. What a wonderful tribute.