Herman by Jim Unger for December 18, 2024

I’d say not well, but that’s just me.

I think I had that doctor a few years ago.

He might sleep better on his side.

Like this.

He keeps complaining of a kink in his neck.

It’s hard to tell with Yoga contortionists. But he’d probably be more comfortable on his bed of nails.

I can’t picture any injury requiring a body cast in such a unaligned position, upside down or not…..

Whiplash Hwang from MASH?

What part of “roll him over” do you not understand?

well duh, just like this, apparently.

Looks like they forgot to leave an opening in the cast…… just sayin…

Looks like the pulley system worked.

Why is he “seated” the way he is now? Who cast him in this position?

That’s close to how Mork sat when he was first introduced on tv.

Forgot to put ‘THIS END UP’ sign on him. Or they bandaged over the sign.

I hope they left a fly in that suit.

I think the doctor is just about due.

Not very relaxed. But stationary.

I’ve seen this position in the Kama Sutra.

It actually doesn’t matter because nobody gets a decent night sleep in the hospital. They wake you up every couple of hours to “check your vitals”, as if you aren’t already hooked to a machine, and to take blood. Also, they will wake you to give you medication to help you sleep.

He’s really good at pilates

“He’s got some serious orthopnea, but aside from that…”

awkwardly

He can do it standing on his head.

Good question. How is he?…….

He should get a bed where you can use the remote to adjust the bed however you want. Worked wonders for me.

“We don’t know yet. It’s only been a week.”