Close to Home by John McPherson for December 17, 2024

Multitasking….

Odd, the box wine is no where to be seen

That sure makes it easier for Bleeb…it’s no wonder he’s smiling!

Someone needs a flea collar.

This is a great place to take them. She has a special rapport with your pet.

The vet might have to put a cone of shame on her again.

The more you hang around them…

Nnnnnnyyyaahh! Sump’n serious is spreading through the clinic.

Wonder if she does the toe spread?

When she starts specializing in dogs, you’ll want to keep your butts in the chairs.

Ooh! Suggests a whole new twist on “Men in Black”!

“What’s a joint like that doing in a gal like you?” ;-}

Some people start to look like (their) pets.

Some people also start to act like (their) pets.

Very very very few people are this flexible.

Bleeb is everyone’s buddy.

What? No handicap reports?

Scratch scores matter.

She was hired for her contortion abilities! OY

SOMEBODY donated fleas.

Get a flea bath ready.

You know how over time pets start to look like their owners? Well…

X-SRTIPPER STAYING LIMBER!

Finally, a hoomin bean what knows how to scratch what itches.

That’s what happens after working there for seven years.

“My dog has fleas, yes he does” from “The abduction of Figaro” by PDQ Bach

♫ Fleas Navidad ♫

Wait until she preens herself.

Wow!!! she’s familiar with animal ailments!!!

More like Island of Doctor Moreau Veterinary Center.

Step back in case she hacks up a trichobezoar.

She moonlights as a contortionist on the Vegas strip.

Didn’t take your flea treatment this week? I sure hope you aren’t contagious.

Ok, a bit wierd, but very impressive!

If she starts hacking a hairball she needs to retire

boy… all them yoga classes are sure payin’ off!