Close to Home by John McPherson for December 20, 2024

May the workth be with you

Scalp wars

Impressive…most impressive.

“I am altering the topiary! Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

He was forced into it.

So, is it a father & son business?

Darth hates mowing the backyard, because that’s where they let their Wookiee……… run!

Stupid.

Who has the high ground now?

Luuuuke…I am your gardener!

These are not the weeds your looking for !

Um. He died at the end of the movies. Famously . Shouldn’t a joke about a movie have at least some acknowledgement of what happened in the movie? I mean, if the cartoonist really felt the need to use this visual he could have captioned it, “During his off hours from the battle for the galaxy, Darth Vader made extra cash running a lawn business.”

I would ask for bids, and then watch Vader and Yoda fight for my business.

Love it!!!!!!

Since he’s not mowing the lawn, shouldn’t it be “Yardcare”?

That laser is about to go wild, cutting the hedges to a nub!

Youtube Chad Vader : Day Shift Manager

since it’s a light sabor,it would catch on fire right?

If it works for this, he’s welcome to come here and melt all the snow.

I find your lack of fencing disturbing.

“I can mow your lawn, Anakin trim your hedges.”

Darth Vader to the Fescue (Sung to the tune of Jim Dandy to the Rescue).

@ Imagine – Well put…….

Landscaping by “The Pebble Alliance”?

Luke, come to the front side…

Ha! You got to hand it to him….

ah… “The Later Years”!

“Your weeds and crab grass are no match for the power of the Dark Side”

Bleeb is hiding in the house. And, he still has both hands, thankfully! :)

“Luke… (skwooosh)… I am your gardener”

Very funny, John! Wish I thought of it.

A long time ago, in a neighborhood far far away…

The good news is his saber is not the heavy kind.

I hear his service is out of this world

he’s hedging his options

Topiaries were his specialty.

Bleeb’s staying in the house; he owes Vader 15 credits.

No problem using the force to yank out the weeds