Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 20, 2024

“Border Hoarder.”

That is not junk that’s antiques.

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It’s what we do. At present time I have started 7 projects. Two or more may be duplicates. Beats day time TV.

Not telling me he eatsing junk foods in there too.

That call is decreasing his quality time.

I don’t see any golf clubs in there.

He obviously doesn’t care for his car which is likely his most valuable possession.

Dad to kids: “Someday, this will all be yours!”

I’ve been spending quality time with my “Junk” for years.

I wonder what is behind the shelf, ie the garage must be deeper?

Every so often, my wife has a go at me for having too much stuff and I need to clear some of it out. I dutifully do that, but you can practically guarantee that the things I’ve just got rid of will be needed a couple of days later. Has happened to me soooooo often.

Some just can’t part with high school stuff so they store them in their man caves!

Searching for the Junky Brewster VHS tape.

We have had 4 yards sales over 28 months and another this spring. we are selling everything.

What I do the other 364 days of the year.

He bought the house from Joe Garageiola.