Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 20, 2024

When you get to prison, and they ask you what you’re in for, you don’t want to say you tore the tag off a mattress.

Sounds like a marriage you can have without having to meet your spouse. It does seem workable.

I wonder what Moshe did with the pineapple after the race?

Nice Pete this atta bring out the maga’s in the comments .

Did that warranty apply to pillows that said to not remove the tag?

I think that label thing is a misinterpretation of the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act. I’m not a lawyer; maybe someone can clarify. The label itself is not illegal; the issue is that it may not be of legal value. The warrantor is allowed to limit the warranty but it has to be conspicuously expressed in writing in a Limited Warranty statement… that nobody reads anyway… :D The label may be a warning that such limitation exists but not the expression of it. I’m not sure if there’s an issue with the term “void” because the warranty is always valid though limited. However, if it’s limited to zero… :D

We’re all running around with pineapples on our heads when you think about it.

Why, Moshe, why?

Do the double proxies go on a (the) honeymoon too?

Moshe – why???

So if I want to get back at somebody, I can go to Montana and marry some ogre in his or her name and they’re stuck with them?

When I married my wife in Seoul, S. Korea, it was registered in City Hall first. We had our wedding, a civil ceremony, days later.

Hmmm…I think the pineapple guy needs to rethink his worldview i.e., GET A LIFE !!

Re: Moshe – Well, we know he can do that!

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Guess What

YUP — deleted again!

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I’ve seen too many computers with a warranty sticker like that in the last 15 years to believe the last one….

Do the proxies consummate the marriage also?