Above the ticket counters at the Charlotte Douglas Airport, there’s a mural which, among many other things, contains an anecdote about Muhammad Ali. On one flight, he was reminded by the flight attendant to fasten his seat belt before takeoff. He said to her, jokingly, “Superman don’t need no seat belt!” To which she replied, “Superman don’t need no airplane to fly!”
Gee, Wanda sounds like my mother did when I was young, may she rest in peace. Her other great line was “If (fill in the friends name) jumped off a cliff, I suppose you’d want to too!”
Hammie, Hammie, Hammie, of course you have to be able to fly first. Look at Sister Bertrille, did you ever see her wearing a coat? Of course not. That’s because SHE could fly.
(For the children in the audience, do a search for ‘The Flying Nun’ television show)
Mom should have said: Think of this as your super suit! Would Tony Stark go on a mission without his armor? Would Cap go on a mission without wearing his red, white, and blues?
Hammie mom is right.Our school’s are off today, until Monday, then that is doubtful, weather. We have Saturday ice, rain, mixture and snow until Sunday.
Crow Eatery 4 days ago
Ironman wears his iron suit that when powered up, keeps him warm.
cmxx 4 days ago
Next act: Hammie builds a glider and jumps off the roof.
ʲᔆ 4 days ago
with those ears and a strong headwind he should at least be able to glide a short distance
danketaz Premium Member 4 days ago
chuck the backpack and give it a go.
C 4 days ago
So many Wile E ways to proceed
Trond Sätre Premium Member 4 days ago
Captain America can’t fly
iggyman 4 days ago
Looks like you mother has you grounded, Hammie!
steveh64 4 days ago
Above the ticket counters at the Charlotte Douglas Airport, there’s a mural which, among many other things, contains an anecdote about Muhammad Ali. On one flight, he was reminded by the flight attendant to fasten his seat belt before takeoff. He said to her, jokingly, “Superman don’t need no seat belt!” To which she replied, “Superman don’t need no airplane to fly!”
iggyman 4 days ago
Hammie, where would Linus be without his blanket?
The Orange Mailman 4 days ago
Gambit wears a pretty cool trench coat.
markkahler52 4 days ago
Zoe will give him a kick-start into the flying act!!
GerryRoss 4 days ago
Well, Commando Cody wears a jacket to hold his rocket pack in place. Run that past Mom, Hammie!
SquidGamerGal 4 days ago
Newsflash, geekoid! Iron Man’s armor is environmentally-controlled!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 days ago
You won’t get any sympathy from her. Wait until you see your buddies at recess. Then plot sweet revenge.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 days ago
Once you are up there flying you will want a jacket, it’s cold up there especially when you are flying around.
anamchara42 4 days ago
In what locale do stop signs have black letters?
WorkshopGardener Premium Member 4 days ago
I see an opportunity to accept a challenge.
ChessPirate 4 days ago
They do if their mommas tell them to… ☺
ctolson 4 days ago
Gee, Wanda sounds like my mother did when I was young, may she rest in peace. Her other great line was “If (fill in the friends name) jumped off a cliff, I suppose you’d want to too!”
Tallguy 4 days ago
Both Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson have worn some really nice jackets. So has Tony Stark. Wanda should know this.
Alverant 4 days ago
In the 90s Cap wore an aviator jacket. It was a fad.
My First Premium Member 4 days ago
As they always say on Family Feud…“Good answer. Good answer”.
ComicKing456 Premium Member 4 days ago
Iron Man doesn’t really have any superpowers he’s just so smart he built a suit that does it for him.
cellodude1990 4 days ago
One hundredth upvote!
Daltongang Premium Member 4 days ago
Hammie, Hammie, Hammie, of course you have to be able to fly first. Look at Sister Bertrille, did you ever see her wearing a coat? Of course not. That’s because SHE could fly.
(For the children in the audience, do a search for ‘The Flying Nun’ television show)
DaBump Premium Member 4 days ago
Mom should have said: Think of this as your super suit! Would Tony Stark go on a mission without his armor? Would Cap go on a mission without wearing his red, white, and blues?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 days ago
Iron Man&Captain America had bulletproof outfits.
Weather had nuthin’ to do with it
Godfreydaniel 4 days ago
Being team DC, I’d like to point out that neither the Joker nor Catwoman can fly, but both have striking appearances (in different ways!)
Cozmik Cowboy 4 days ago
Now, Hamish – as we all know, jackets are something little boys wear when their mothers are cold.
Robert Nowall Premium Member 4 days ago
Wasn’t Captain American frozen in the Arctic for years and years? Wouldn’t think anywhere would be too warm for him after that.
Ken Otwell 4 days ago
Captain America can’t fly either. ;)
Smeagol 3 days ago
I remember a Superman vs the Flash comic where they raced each other to see who was faster. It was a draw.
raybarb44 3 days ago
Good job Mom…..
The Quiet One 3 days ago
That probably wasn’t the best thing to say to Hammie.
ʲᔆ 3 days ago
Hammie, just take your jacket off – drape it over your back – tie the arms around your neck — you’re now wearing a cape
kab2rb 3 days ago
Hammie mom is right.Our school’s are off today, until Monday, then that is doubtful, weather. We have Saturday ice, rain, mixture and snow until Sunday.
Aladar30 Premium Member 3 days ago
Well said, Wanda.
jmcenanly 3 days ago
If they are in civilian clothes, and it is chilly, they wear jackets.
Camiyami Premium Member 3 days ago
The sidewalk looks like it’s floating. Anyone else see that?
Shiloh & Shadow!!!!!!!!!!! 3 days ago
YES THERES NO HAHA XD PERSON
Shiloh & Shadow!!!!!!!!!!! 3 days ago
skibidi
iggyman 3 days ago
Hammie you are a Super Hero! “Toot” inkamen!
christelisbetty 3 days ago
Winter arrive in Cleveland yesterday…it’s COLD out there ! Put your jacket on .
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 3 days ago
Good.
They’re in negotiations toward negotiations!!