Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 23, 2024

Would if I could.

What’s in it for me?

I have some thoughts about that, too.

Define “new.” My newest car is a 2004 Prius.

John, that’s one well trained A.I. Elf! And Merry Christmas to you and your helpers!

Then you’ll take me for a ride?

If only fans like you thought of a place for this

OK, but only if I get to deliver it.

And watch you unwrap…

I thought about it and didn’t know if you’ll like riding on my lap.

Preferably, a Foxwagen. [Note the German word for ‘fox’.]

She’s an incitement for being naughty.

Merry Christmas to you and the family, John, and to your coworkers.

Me no like steenky AI generated peectures.

Trade ya , new car for you , This weeks winning Powerball numbers for me !

As long as I can get a test drive before buy you a new car.

Ahem, her eyes are up there; one with eyelashes and one without (AI strikes again).

Only if I can do your chassis alignment on a weekly basis and do a thorough inspection monthly…

I’m a retired Mining Engineer, so I don’t get involved in Gold Digging anymore. There’s the door.

You think. I’ll fantasize.

John, I like the concept and I like the art but…is “the ability to drain men’s bank accounts”, really a superpower for your new heroine?

…sounds great…I’ll take a red Camaro, stick and a tank full of gas…..

See yaaaaaa! ☺️

What model and color?

Okay.

Perhaps one of the Charger Hellcats leftover from 2023? Only 96 easy monthly payments, 29% interest.

Um, yeah, sorry, kinda got lost in my own thoughts here.

Mrs. Claus has had a lot of work done – and it’s working!!!

(I wouldn’t be surprised if Santa just stayed home on Christmas Eve. Sorry kids.)

OK, heres a matchbox little red corvette, ‘cuz baby you’re much too fast

Heard that line before dear.1965. “Baby, you can drive my car and maybe I’ll love you. Beep Beep umm Beep Beep Yeah!”

how thoughtful!

There’s something disproportionately large about her, and I don’t mean her rack!

(Her smile creeps me out the longer I look at it! :D )

AI can give great results when you have a guy with John Lustig’s eye working it!

just a car…?

☺

Sorry, I got distract by too much skin visible. What was the question?

Just guessing she’s not your daughter.