Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 24, 2024

Alaska, where the men are men and the women are too, and the sheep run scared.

“Do these genes make my butt look big?”

I’ll be the first to point out that the opera Der Ring des Nibelungen created the myth of the horns on viking helmets.

Sheep like big butts and they do not lie.

Vikings buried in ships with a sheep with a big butt next to them are conveniently left out of the epic sagas.

My dad died, and I wanted to talk to him in the afterlife.

So I went to a woman who could speak with the dead. I told her my situation, and described my dad. She went into a trance and, after a few moments, said “I’m communing with your father.”

Then she smiled, so I punched her.

“What did you do that for?!” she demanded, shocked.

“It’s what my dad would have wanted,” I told her. “He always said it’s important to strike a happy medium.”

The Vikings did NOT have horns on their helmets. A movie producer added them for a film and the trend took off, (more than 100 years ago now).

With Norwegian blood, I am proudly a Viking, lol!

Warriors???? I need a new dictionary… I was thinking plunderers, pillagers, rapists, thieves… :D They do the burial at sea because they are too lazy to dig ;P

Hey, they were just as horny back then as the wannabe ones are now.

Mutation or selective breeding? Hmm…

Horny Vikings and big butts on sheep … a happy coincidence?

Vikings and sheep! Two of these things are not like the others!

What about the other barbarians?

So, if Vikings don’t have horns on their helmets, who’s going to break the news to Hagar.

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I guess they never saw Hagar the Horrible!

Used to play a video game called “Rune” back in Y2K that was viking based.

Associating Vikings with sheep butts is English supremacism. Everyone knows the Vikings took root in England because they drove the English women crazy with their poetry and bathing habits, not because they were after the sheep.

how does Sir Mix-a-lot feel about sheep?

It’s your fork that makes your butt look big.

They call the oversized butt meat of sheep “button”.

Merry Christmas all you filthy GoComers!

May all your wants and needs be realized..

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A few years ago, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn’t buy her anything.

When she asked me why, I replied, “Because you still haven’t used the one I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started.