Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 17, 2025

And when that “Looney Tune” plot is successful? What’ll you say then, Havoc?

The CIA has a checkered past; just look at their history in Latin America, for instance!!

“Requesting intern extraction.”

Not execution?

Extraction, Execution, they both start with X…

Nothing remotely relevant to this week’s political events.

wait until “Hold My Beer hegswith” comes to power

the orange felon wants to invade Greenland, but, they can’t find it on a map, so…they go play some golf. hegswith ends up passed out in the sandtrap on the 7th hole, trump leaves him there and goes looking for young girls to molest (trump had a good game, 3 holes in one, 4 eagles, 2 birdies. hegswith had a pint of wild turkey)

I wonder…does trump have TikTok confused with Pornhub?

This country is in trouble friends.

the orange felon said on ‘truth social’ that he was forced to watch Seth Meyers show and then whined about the show.

Well. Who was forcing the blob to watch a TV show?

Goofy senile clown

Extinction would have been my choice.

Will be pure luck if Trump doesn’t start the war to end all wars.

I wonder if the CIA is on the chopping block

Do they still have the box of exploding cigars for Castro? See if someone can work up a crate of exploding Rolex watches.

It’s 2002 and the rise of the slacker kids, gee, what could go wrong ! ;-)

Clearly the kid was ahead of his time.

“Negative on the extraction. You are GO with the LIQUIDATION MISSION.”

So today Disaster Pumpkin said he was going to move his inauguration inside due to predicted extremely cold weather in DC on the 20th. Nonetheless, the crowd in attendance will be huge — YUUUUGGGE!!!!! — spectacular, monumental, overwhelming, the BIGGEST EVER, stretching as far as the eye can see, over the horizon, people backed up into Pennsylvania waiting to get in, overtopping Olympian magnificence in its sheer size and awesomeness.

The CIA has never needed help to look like fools.