The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 09, 2025

But you don’t look like a “merry widow”, Loretta. Could it be that you really DO love your husband??

That’s what my credit report says

Loretta, that one was below the belt!!!

Doc reminded me I beat the mean time of human longevity. Nice….

Her cooking finally did him in

Her ‘Sixth Sense’ finally made made sense.

Time to cash ’er on in!!

Well you sure showed them, Leroy!

Loretta and Helga from Hagar the Horrible are such hypocrites. They criticize their husbands for being fat and unhealthy and they’re both fat.

According to everything I do and don’t do, I am Immune to diseases, aging, death and living.

Leroy’s EKG -—————-

Or will be soon.

He probably wouldn’t mind being dead…..

Or, maybe she knows she can’t collect on his life insurance based on that survey.

Maybe if you moved once and a while.

A good thing that Loretta completed it if Leroy is deceased.

“you’re not that great in bed either Loretta”

The Grim Reaper’s on his way to your house, Leroy.

Mine said I should have been dead 5 years ago.

Leroy you should do it on Loretta