The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 04, 2025

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    zzeek  4 days ago

    Incert rimshot here, bada boom!

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    codycab  4 days ago

    Less shrills, more thrills!

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    C  4 days ago

    Happy Shrew (less) year

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 4 days ago

    The only downside of this is that Mother Gargoyle ….. ALWAYS returns!!!

    :-(

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    MReese  4 days ago

    I was sure she lived there full-time.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 days ago

    Just say it Brutus! I’ll not read it if you insult the lady! But get it off your chest (I’ll read it)

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    GROG Premium Member 4 days ago

    She is quite a pill.

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    Jeff0811  4 days ago

    When she comes for her next visit, Brutus can sing another B.B. King hit…, Why I Sing the Blues.

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    cracker65  4 days ago

    Nice one Brutus

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 days ago

    “The wind is cold

    The night is young

    Before it’s old and grey

    We will know

    The thrill of it all”

    Roxy Music

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    Macushlalondra  3 days ago

    Ding dong the witch is gone, which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding dong, the wicked witch is gone! (Ok so it’s supposed to be dead, but we can improvise on the lyrics)

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    jmworacle  3 days ago

    If you want to make “Mother Gargoyle” uncomfortable just buy a dog whistle.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 days ago

    Shrill but not forgotten!

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    nosirrom  3 days ago

    Shrill be back ;-(

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    pat sandy creator 3 days ago

    he’s had his fill of the Shrill!

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    Robert4170  3 days ago

    Nice pun, Brutus. :)

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    Little Caesar  3 days ago

    I’m so happy when you’re elsewhere,

    Life is lovely when you leave here,

    Tell me you won’t stay, make me smile!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 days ago

    Hilarious and wonderful! Truly a great gag and invoking B.B. makes it even better!

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 days ago

    Oh , aren’t you clever today Brutus .

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    CorkLock  3 days ago

    Oh Brutus, You know you love her quid pro quo. I’m a thinking the old lady just winds you up like a Big Ben because she loves ringing your bell.

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    Chris  3 days ago

    he’s awful… but then again, so is she. :J

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 days ago

    Thank God and Greyhound she’s gone

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    GiantShetlandPony  3 days ago

    Someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight.

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    Zebrastripes  3 days ago

    IDE be dancing and singing….DING DONG THE WITCH IS GONE! ☺️☺️

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    raybarb44  3 days ago

    Good riddance to bad rubbage l say. It’s not JUST overstaying it is just the fact that she comes over. However, when you marry a woman, you do also marry her family. It is a package deal. A warning to all of you considering marriage,CHOOSE WISELY….. ….

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    Strawberry King  3 days ago

    The shrill is gone.

    The shrill is gone away.

    The shrill is gone.

    The shrill is gone away.

    You know you’ve done me wrong. And you’ll be sorry someday.

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    ladykat  3 days ago

    Good one, Brutus!

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    RDerekGrier  3 days ago

    good reply Thorny

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    cuzinron47  3 days ago

    The future would be brighter and quieter if she went to visit her Mom instead of the other way. But then we wouldn’t have the angst expected with this comic.

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    bigplayray  3 days ago

    Butt is it “Gone away for good”?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 days ago

    But she is Mama Boomerang. She will always be back. If Gladys went to stay with Mama, Brutus would have to try to cook for himself and Wilberforce. Poor Kewpie would be begging the neighbors for food because Brutus would forget.

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    Robert- 50d99b]  3 days ago

    As Arnold Schwarzenegger said I"ll Be Back.

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    mindjob  3 days ago

    Now he can break out the Gibson ES 335

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    oakie9531  3 days ago
    you’re going to miss me
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    Gordo4ever  3 days ago

    Love me some B.B. King – but remember, Brutus, the Shrill may be gone, but “There’s always one more time”… Thank you, B.B. King!

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    princesshickory Premium Member 3 days ago

    Mic drop, Brutus!!! LOL Beware the return of Mother Gargle!! LMAO!

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    Chris Sherlock  3 days ago

    Nice turn of a phrase in the last panel, Brutus!

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