The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 04, 2025

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    zzeek  2 months ago

    Incert rimshot here, bada boom!

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    codycab  2 months ago

    Less shrills, more thrills!

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    C  2 months ago

    Happy Shrew (less) year

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 2 months ago

    The only downside of this is that Mother Gargoyle ā€¦.. ALWAYS returns!!!

    :-(

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    MReese  2 months ago

    I was sure she lived there full-time.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Just say it Brutus! Iā€™ll not read it if you insult the lady! But get it off your chest (Iā€™ll read it)

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    GROG Premium Member 2 months ago

    She is quite a pill.

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    Jeff0811  2 months ago

    When she comes for her next visit, Brutus can sing another B.B. King hitā€¦, Why I Sing the Blues.

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    cracker65  2 months ago

    Nice one Brutus

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 2 months ago

    ā€œThe wind is cold

    The night is young

    Before itā€™s old and grey

    We will know

    The thrill of it allā€

    Roxy Music

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    Macushlalondra  2 months ago

    Ding dong the witch is gone, which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding dong, the wicked witch is gone! (Ok so itā€™s supposed to be dead, but we can improvise on the lyrics)

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    jmworacle  2 months ago

    If you want to make ā€œMother Gargoyleā€ uncomfortable just buy a dog whistle.

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    Shrill but not forgotten!

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    Shrill be back ;-(

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    pat sandy creator 2 months ago

    heā€™s had his fill of the Shrill!

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    Robert4170  2 months ago

    Nice pun, Brutus. :)

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    Little Caesar  2 months ago

    Iā€™m so happy when youā€™re elsewhere,

    Life is lovely when you leave here,

    Tell me you wonā€™t stay, make me smile!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hilarious and wonderful! Truly a great gag and invoking B.B. makes it even better!

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oh , arenā€™t you clever today Brutus .

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    CorkLock  2 months ago

    Oh Brutus, You know you love her quid pro quo. Iā€™m a thinking the old lady just winds you up like a Big Ben because she loves ringing your bell.

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    Chris  2 months ago

    heā€™s awfulā€¦ but then again, so is she. :J

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago

    Thank God and Greyhound sheā€™s gone

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    GiantShetlandPony  2 months ago

    Someoneā€™s sleeping on the couch tonight.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    IDE be dancing and singingā€¦.DING DONG THE WITCH IS GONE! ā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    Good riddance to bad rubbage l say. Itā€™s not JUST overstaying it is just the fact that she comes over. However, when you marry a woman, you do also marry her family. It is a package deal. A warning to all of you considering marriage,CHOOSE WISELYā€¦.. ā€¦.

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    The shrill is gone.

    The shrill is gone away.

    The shrill is gone.

    The shrill is gone away.

    You know youā€™ve done me wrong. And youā€™ll be sorry someday.

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    ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago

    Good one, Brutus!

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    RDerekGrier  2 months ago

    good reply Thorny

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    The future would be brighter and quieter if she went to visit her Mom instead of the other way. But then we wouldnā€™t have the angst expected with this comic.

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    bigplayray  2 months ago

    Butt is it ā€œGone away for goodā€?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago

    But she is Mama Boomerang. She will always be back. If Gladys went to stay with Mama, Brutus would have to try to cook for himself and Wilberforce. Poor Kewpie would be begging the neighbors for food because Brutus would forget.

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    Robert- 50d99b]  2 months ago

    As Arnold Schwarzenegger said I"ll Be Back.

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    Now he can break out the Gibson ES 335

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    oakie9531  2 months ago
    youā€™re going to miss me
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    Gordo4ever  2 months ago

    Love me some B.B. King ā€“ but remember, Brutus, the Shrill may be gone, but ā€œThereā€™s always one more timeā€ā€¦ Thank you, B.B. King!

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    princesshickory Premium Member 2 months ago

    Mic drop, Brutus!!! LOL Beware the return of Mother Gargle!! LMAO!

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    Chris Sherlock  2 months ago

    Nice turn of a phrase in the last panel, Brutus!

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