Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 09, 2025

The usual sexual dimorphism (wine v. beer, necktie) but those pointy glasses seem to be another one.

50 hours tops.

And yours claimed that you weighed 118 g

Maybe he got squeezed by a big ape.

Just ripe enough for a banana creme pie!!!

When Mom was in a retirement home I visited often and supplemented her food with her favorite foods. When we went on vacation I hired someone to do it for me. The lady I hired did most of the stuff correctly but bought a huge bunch of bananas. When we got back, my Mom: " What the h3ll am I going to do with these bananas?"

He may be old but she’s only after his banana bread, that gold digger!

Bananas lead a short, but delicious, life!

I’m eating a banana right now. coincidence? Nah, I eat a banana every day for breakfast.

His profile photo also showed him taped to a wall with duct tape.

(See today’s Reality Check!)

“I may be old, but I’m still glad to see you!” (nudge nudge, wink wink)

Sorry, you are too old for me, I´m going to split!

But that was posted two days ago.

Not much appeal.

And you are not so green yourself.

Gettin’ sweeter all the time.

Some seem to age faster than others.

My Mum was born in London England in 1925 and she grew up knowing that a banana was not ready to eat until it was completely black. That was because nobody had ever seen a yellow banana due to the length of time it took for shipping. (They ARE sweetest when black)

And then the waiter brought out the bananas flambé.

He looks a lot older than that.

2 DAYS IN FRIGGED WEATHER WILL DO IT!

Are you saying I’m not very a-peeling to you?

He might not be young but he’s experienced

he’s no longer the top banana. She needs someone who can be the apple of her eye.

Are the gloves they’re wearing keeping the fruit flies away?

Keep him around. Another couple of days and he’ll be perfect for banana nut bread.

“Loving you has made me bananas…”

www.youtube.Com/watch?v=GEoLFkT-SKQ

“It’s OK. I’m organic.”

He looks mush older.

Those are bruises. He comes from a wild bunch.

He’s two days old and spent the whole time in the fridge. A friend of mine was a produce manager and he always says do not put bananas in the fridge or cooler at work or they turn brown.

Typical Female Chauvinist scene: She gets to wear a hat even through we’re the ones with the hair problems.

She seems to be saying he is less appeeling.