Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 10, 2025

Does everybodies heads hurt when they listen to Bucky or is just me?

It all makes such perfect sense to me now.

Okay stop it now…….. or I’ll have to buy some kitty litter for you…

When the immigrated to the USA my Japanese friend’s parents were assigned “Morey” for their last name. I think the immigration officer was Irish. My Dad had his name changed at Ellis Island.

Satchel, “The horror! The horror!”

Wouldn’t know anything about grouch.

Huh… his shoes aren’t too tight… the alimony is!

I hate to admit it, but I thing Bucky’s onto something now.

Use your… ?! Cue Comic Strip Censor!

Bob’s his uncle.

The Grinch isn’t mean though, not in the least. His heart grew three sizes, he joined the Whos’ feast. He gave back the presents and carved the roast beast!

Usually Bucky’s rants and musings are either nonsense or stupid. This one about Sesame Street and Barney has a strange sort of reasoning to it. Either that or my caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet.

I am guessing Wilco hasn’t used his nuts in a long time.

“Some Ellis Island thing” has me dying with laughter.

“Bucky logic” should be studied by physicists and mathematicians. I mean, it’s so wrong that it circles back to being close to right.

Bucky’s at least partly right. Names DO get changed by popular usage.

The Ellis Island comment hit home for me. They changed the name of my grandparents there and created a new name for the family. The strange part is they took a relatively simple name and turned it into a more complicated pronunciation that has multiple, diverse ethnic groups thinking I’m one of them when they hear the name, lol.

Bucky sounds like Matthew McConaughey doing the “football makes you eat food” commercials.

I love Bucky.

I’ve heard Bucky trash-talk before, but this is ridiculous!

Maternal grandfather, obviously.