Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 04, 2025

Even if he looks down, he’s not going to see it.

Quit throwing your weight around!

Of course we all know the underwear adds 10 pounds.

To get your true weight, weigh yourself in the morning after you go potty and with no clothes on. I was surprised to see my actual weight one morning. I was very pleased.

Try standing on one leg…

…only half the weight.

When I discovered that you can set those things wherever you want. I dropped 20 pounds in just two minutes!

North American males were 42% overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”

Banksy.

I’ll weigh-in with my comment…

It always amazes me that my doctor weighs me with all my clothes on, and then “guesses” and subtracts the weight of my clothes. Doesn’t seem very accurate to me.

Middle age: where your tummy and your age change places.

Ummm, what’s holding Dave’s boxers up? Hope?

After I weighed myself, my big cat casually sat on the scale. 17.6 lbs. “Show off,” I said.

Can’t weigh in on anything, my bathroom scale broke and I’ve never bothered replacing it.

The battery in my digital scale died. I see that as a message from the universe that I don’t need to weigh myself ever again. The hurdle is going to be convincing my doctor of that at my next checkup!

I’d weigh a lot less on Mars…

Funny….

Aaaaaaaaccckk!

Maybe get a talking scale, seeing you can’t see over your tum~tum!

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Like your age and heart rate it’s just a number that’s constantly in flux … so flux it…!

( wonder how much a polka dot weighs )

I check my weight and blood pressure once a week on Sunday but I haven’t done so since Thanksgiving. I just checked and I gained 1 pound. All is well in the universe.

The easiest way for an American to cut his/her weight by more than half…

…is to get a scale that reads in kilograms.

I justify my large belly by knowing I could survive a few days without food

My like for cute doggy’s expression.

But on the moon you weigh 1/6 of that

Waist pot, not want.

Looks like he swallowed a soccer ball!

No danger, Dave. Your stomach is blocking the scale.

Aren’t we all!