Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 05, 2025

Go out for some “bamboo sliders”.

(Koalas aren’t bears)

Is the Koala Bear gang’s favorite drink Coke?

Go berserKO A LA Marlon Brandy in the film “Eukalyptus Now”…

Zero koala “bears.”

Well that because you ain’t really bears see. Now we real bears is can be both cute and scary too. GROWLS! SNARLS! See.

I used to belong to a scooter club. Yup, a lot of Vespas and similar bikes. Each year we’d have a rally and ride through the city — 60 or so of us. If we had been motorcycles, people would have been on edge, but with scooters, folks just smiled and often waved.

Is that Koala and the Gang? Can they sing “Koalabration!”?

Koalabration … Let’s all koalabrate and have a good time

Koalabration … We gon’ koalabrate and have a good time

Koalabrate good times, come on (Let’s have a great time, koalabrate)

Koalabrate good times, come on … It’s a koalabration

and so are Hell’s Grannies but don’t be fooled! MAKE TEA NOT LOVE

The Kansas City Koalas might behave more honorable than those brute NFL beasts.

Who can disallow marsupials that transitioned into bears?

You may not actually scare people, but you can still annoy them with those loud engines.

I saw a Koala in a Coupe Deville.

They like to spend koala-ity time together.

Put on your “Drop Bear” personas then folks whould be more wigged out!

Well, koalas aren’t bears, but I understand that they can be pretty nasty if you disturb them up close. Those claws are good for more than climbing.

A group (5 or 6) of us middle aged guys with a mix of different brands of motorcycles called ourselves “The Mild Hogs”.

You can’t help yourselves.

They rank right up there with the Dogs Playing Poker painting. Now I would love to have a painting called Koalas Playing Poker.