Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 08, 2025

Rachel is unfair to albinos.

Marty Moon fans are not happy! Jeez!

Gil Thorp fans are not happy! Jeez!

P3 reminds of the scene in Casino. “Let me help you cash your chips.” Hammer on fingers to follow.

Coach Perm’s younger brother.

Illustrations are starting to improve.

How would “Bucko” know how good new radio announcer is if he was at the game, not home listening to it?

Bucko’s been completely drained of blood. D@mn you, Thorpula!

Is Bucko’s hat being red significant of something?

Is that Marty’s son? Who else attending a high school basketball game would give a rats azz about the radio play-by-play guy… or gal?

P3- Nope. That’s not Sonny Crockett, but a roided up Luke calling a kid Bucko. Does the kid have a goatee or did Jackie claw him like a tigeress?

Marty Moons biggest fan chalky white steve

White guy. I mean really white.

Now I know his name. Steve Bucko.

Bucko needs to get out and get some sunshine.

I remember that guy from The DaVinci Code. Look out Luke if that is supposed to be you Luke, he’s dangerous!

another moron in a red hat

Paleface is right. She’s too nice. And speaking of nice, it would be nice if you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2025/01/08/too-nice/

Does Luke and Cami do double duty now? Luke coaches the Wrestling team and Cami coaches Hockey do they now do BBall too?

Wow…Marty’s only fan shows up. Little does anyone in MILFord know it’s Marty’s kid.

Did Luke bleach his hair to show his solidarity with the wrestling team? And did it just come out badly?

i dont think johnny or edgar winter had kids so rules out that theory

king diamond is in town to play milford arena and decided to take in a game with most of his makeup on

peaches paid bucko off to say that

How Bucko follow you if you’re behind him?

P1.5- (Jackie): “Coach, the other day your ear looked like a rectangular maze. Now it looks like the letter ‘a’. Are you trying to confuse the other team, or is it just a fashion statement?” (Gil): “What? Oh, you’ll have to ask Rachel, it was her idea.”

i guess those people from the movie omega man found the cure to go out in the sunlight but the curse is they have to listen to marty moon

Who the buck-o is the guy with no face paint?

Tomorrow, just to make this more interesting, we see the back door of the gym fly open and Luke toss “bucko” face first on to the pavement with a stern " get the f*ck-o outta’ here, buck-o…hahahaaaaa! …and if I see you at any more of our games, you’re gonna’ join HeeHaw under the baseball diamond…" warning.

Hraaak.

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so will gil invite jackie to the sloppy joe eating contest now ?

the security guy is wearing a red shirt. does that mean he will die?

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