Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 08, 2025

“Wheeeeee! …will get there before closing."

If only someone would invent people food that would improve the smell of our poop. Hopefully the food would be pizza flavored.

Sounds like that would make for some expensive cat food.

The Mauch Chunk Switchback Railway opened to tourist traffic as an early roller coaster in 1872. It started as a coal hauler in 1827.

Silk worm pupae may be the next health drink/food on the shelves. Silk Milk, Silk Pupae Ale, Red Silk, Silkwarm, Larvae Lager, Sericulture Yogurt Smoothies and, of course my favorite, beondegi*.

It is are ready a nice snack, no kidding.

Even at 6MPH, that doesn’t look very safe.

That guy on the end is positioned for and about to deliver the very first armpit fluffaroonie.

Don’t leave lit candles around if you have a cat that can knock it off the shelf.

Whoa, that’s faster than a Pennyfarthing bike

Note the look on the dogs face – he was drawn to look like the little girl at the burning house meme! :D

How those wild animals get a hold of matches is still a mystery.

The cat’s poop is silky smooth too.

Didn’t take long today.. Guess this must be the first place the mods come when starting their day… But, hey, not everybody is so wanted – lol

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Can’t they just graft sausage casings onto the animals sphincters?

the silworm cat food also makes their fur even softer

who cares how bad their poop smells? my poop doesn’t smell like pine trees either

The guy looking at his watch wouldn’t have had a wrist watch then; it would’ve been a pocket watch.

How are cats supposed to show their dominance if their sh1t doesn’t stink?

In Korea, ‘bon dae gi’ (steamed silkworm pupae) are a great delicacy, and widely sold by street vendors. To me, the experience was like biting into a small bag of pus.

Most of those pet-started fires are probably caused by curious cats.

Have these been repeats this week?

Wonder how the researchers compare poop smells, and how many of them thought “four years of college for this?”

John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Keith, so they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north…

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door, if they could spend the night.

“I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed.” she explained. “And I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”

“Don’t worry.” John said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of golf.

But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, “Keith, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”

“Yes, I do.” said Keith.

“Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?”

“Well, um, yes!” Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found out, “I have to admit that I did.”

“And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?”

Keith’s face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?”

“Well, she just died and left me everything.”

Coin Flipping !

Last year a guy took his girlfriend to the Superbowl. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was…‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’

Then after a short pause she says, “I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”