Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 09, 2025

Perfect! I now know what to use as bait for my Care Bear trap.

Do you care enough to get it on video as a “Fail” on YouTube, Marigold?

You have to put your hooves back down before you faceplant.

Phoebe and Her Splooticorn

This comment is totally unoriginal, but I’ll say it anyway: I’d love to see this animated and dubbed over!

Was that a Unicorn song Parody? If so, I have no idea what the original song was.

Totally me doing just about anything, LOL.

Marigold did a Bellamy salute

Marigold Slightly Bloodied Nostrils. “I can bleed a rainbow!”

On ice, or just playing “ring around the Rosie”?!

I’ll bet that hurt!

Disco Marigold drops the face.

But what about falling on your butt, Marigold?

I sense that rap music loses something without the contractions.

At least there wasn’t a handy tree branch to get her horn stuck in. That would be the tradeoff for walking on her hind legs, face plant or get her horn stuck in something.

Marigold makes the best faces – or rather, Dana makes the best faces for Marigold.

Got to practice her bipedal walking, I’ve seen trick horses do it.

Marigold needs to take levade lessons at the Spanish Riding School.

That would have been easier if she laid down, rolled on her back and waved all 4 hoofs in the air.

This would be a good time for an anti-gravity spell.

You call that indifference?!

I don’t wanna make any unnecessary connections, but maybe don’t stick 1 hoof up, Marigold.

Yeah, that not caring thing has been overrated.

Now, this is entertainment.

Yeah, there’s this thing called “center of gravity”. Although there’s probably some unicorn spell to get around that.