Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 21, 2025

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It was bound to happen eventually.

I hate the chiefs. I hope they lose to the Bills

Wait is this true?

I’m ashamed of how hard I’m snarking on this right now. I prolly need to go to confession …

get Francis out of the room right now

I wish

How is that sports?

I like how they all look so scared

Yeah, she decided Crooked Joe is more her type.

Next up: Jim Nantz gets knocked out from the broadcasting box by a horribly targeted kick from Harrison Butker.

Now, given she’s still with Kelce in real life, who would Taylor set her eyes on in this timeline?

Please keep them in the losing column. :)

LETS GO BUFFALO

This was actually really funny

New rule: never bring Francis to a game of football.

Taylor Swift dumping Kielce is a bad thing?

I’m not into the NFL that much but I kinda want to KC Chiefs to lose because they have won many Superbowls. Like let other teams win

for those who actually like the chiefs, im sorry, but the glaze needs to stop; go buffalo

isn’t taylor swift dumping travis kelce a good thing?

Get Chad in there to cancel out the bad luck

that is not a normal reaction. nate should have that look like he saw things

If only….

Pat Mahomes broke his ankle?

Extensive cheering from 31 other teams and their fans

Not me, though. Injuries are nothing to cheer at, even if they are on the despised Chiefs.

Wouldn’t be the worst thing…then maybe the FOOTBALL broadcasts would stick to the FOOTBALL game and not spend so much time on camera shots of girlfriends. So aggravating.

Never call Francis. Get rid of him

Can’t wait to see what else Francis will jinx on

Taytay won’t dump him until she needs material for a new album

…..and MYOHMY, just LOOK at who’s parkin’ his carcass at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue again…..coincidence?

Let’s go BUFFALO!

Good thing in the long run – she’ll probably write another hit song about it.