Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 13, 2025

A face only a parent could love!

Darryl MacPhearson — reincarnated as a dog

Freaks out every other dog he sniffs!!!

with that honker, he can prolly smell color

I sure hope he’s not a crotch sniffer.

With that nose, he could smell what you’re thinking.

The nose knows.

Watch your butt. Their favorite place to sniff.

Fear the nose!

This doggie nose everytheengs.

Omygah, that little nose hole has my giggle box flipped over!

A dog with a human nose?

A new breed…Enoeese.

Is that his nose or is he eating a banana?

He’s the guard dog at that ol’factory.

His breed is named after Jimmy Durante. It’s a Schnozzola Dog.

Can he smell a mixture of amusement and disgust?

He loves his job at the cigar factory

That breed can smell everything!

A Jimmy Durante schnozz dog. Who remembers him?

Jimmy Durante

They call him Jimmy Durante, the snoz!

Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!

they put him outside so he could make a stink… a stinky d¡nk, a stinky poo, a w¡nky wee

the durante breed

i’d rather he smell fear than smell my rear

and then some!!

He’s a standard Schnozzer.

He nose everything

With beeg nose, doggie smells real gud.

Blobdog!

….from about 200 miles away.

With a nose that size, is there anything that breed can’t smell?

It’s a Schnozzelhund!