Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 14, 2025

the ssside with the sssquished sssnakes, of courssse

The poor things!! She should sleep face-down.

DON’T LOOK!

It’s the same side as I do.

Back in high school we had a teacher we all called Medusa Oblongata.

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And really, really solid stools. Rock-like, matter o fact….

Bed head sucks. Though it’s been a long time since I had to worry about it myself. Same goes for hat hair.

Jeez, Medusa! You really should comb your snakes before leaving the house.

Whatever medication she gets, it won’t be enough

I don’t ever remember a doctor asking me that question. I don’t have snake hair, so that might be why.

I am a side sleeper. I tend to sleep on both sides. The cats are adaptable. At least I don’t throw them off the bed like the Mrs does. She does not mind that they tend to congregate on my side and neither do they . It was a five cat night last night.

The medical billing will be done by Med USA.

im an inside sleeper, inside the house, inside the bed, and inside the covers