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ʲᔆ about 1 month ago
do they make medicalerts for tortoises?
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
And ‘break dancing’ for tortoises is also inadvisable.
gammaguy about 1 month ago
Hard to forget, once he’s in that position.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Probably skip the jumping jacks, too.
InTraining Premium Member about 1 month ago
He managed to get himself into a fine kettle of fish…!
uniquename about 1 month ago
Maybe a nice run…
Stodgefinn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Try doing rollovers instead!
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Saw one in the yard. Flat ground and nothing that would cause it to turn on its back. Very curious. Turned it onto its feet and watched it find its way to the green leafy plant, where it nibbled contentedly. Always wonder where it went after that, but couldn’t spend a day waiting for it to move.
the lost wizard about 1 month ago
100 steps a day would be a good starting point. :)
Spiffy about 1 month ago
Turtles already have rock-hard abs.
youarentjackson about 1 month ago
Did Mario punch the ground beneath it?
norphos about 1 month ago
Enter your shell and do situps there. (Assuming anthropomorphic turtle ‘free in the shell like it were a house’ paradigm).