Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 13, 2025

Head proportion compared to the rest of the body in P3: Laughable

Media day! Are you excited to see Gil back?

I’m sure Kori appreciates the shout-out.

The Milford Star must have a large sports reporting staff. What happened to the guy from a few months ago? Working as Kori’s assistant now?

P1: “I’m Brown from the Sun.” Gil: “Wear more sunscreen next time.”

P2: For head to be in proportion, Gil must be 10 fee tall. P3: Snap, Click, Pop. And where are all the other Milford sports?

Who holds a media day AFTER the season starts? Why, those slackers are Milford, of course!

#Day915ofGilThorpFansHeldHostagebyBadWriting

#Day105ofGilThorpFansForcedToEndureKindergardenLevelArtwork

What is one thing NO HS coach has ever said? “Thanks for covering our outfit”. Henry’s complete lack of knowledge of the sports world continues to amaze and astound.

WHAT !!!??? An interview with a female sports reporter that doesn’t start off “What does it mean to you …..?”

Covering their outfit? Is she the fashion reporter?

By the way Keri can we get a cup of coffee later.

I just noticed Rachel as the new writer. No wonder he looks odd. I guess I can’t complain. Last week I tried to draw a bald eagle for my 2nd graders that ended up looking like a dancing dinosaur.

Media Day after the season has already started?

Rumor has it (rumor) / Rumor has it (rumor) / Rumor has it (rumor) / Rumor has it / But rumor has it Kori Rumor’s from the Milford Star

With that Jay Leno chin, Gilly needs a motorbike and leather jacket. Think of the possibilities.

P 4 (Gil): “…especially after my wife left me for a woman…”

P4: “…otherwise I’d have to be at home, and it really sucks there lately.”

When-a the moon hits-a your eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that’s Rumore.