I went out back and looked at my bat house today. By the amount of guano on the ground I have a lot of tenants. Took awhile but they finally trusted it. YEAH
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Leroy about 7 hours ago
Okay okay Thurzo. “Do.” You got that one. “Do.” Now let’s try “Re.”
The dude from FL Premium Member about 7 hours ago
I went out back and looked at my bat house today. By the amount of guano on the ground I have a lot of tenants. Took awhile but they finally trusted it. YEAH
oldpine52 about 7 hours ago
Between 1826 and 1827? Talk about a long exposure.
Pickled Pete about 6 hours ago
Not a living bat.
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
jessebob42 about 3 hours ago
My great granddaughter can hit a piano key faster. It almost sounds like my tinnitus.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 hour ago
What about that cave picture of my ex-mother-in-law’s first mammoth kill?
kaycstamper 21 minutes ago
And they counted this, how?