Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2025

If only there were a way to do it . . .

Start with the idiot in the mirror.

It doesn’t have to be all of the idiots, just more than half.

Good thinking, Rat, but it isn’t going to happen.

If at least the orange ones

Fingers crossed? That usually implies lying.

So we want more competent idiots?

Present company exempted!

Sounds like another job for Bishop Marianne Edgar Budde.

P.S This is relevant.

P.P.S …and topical.

(A tenner says this receives more than 20 replies. Hopefully the majority will be supportive but l doubt it. I’ve become very cynical over the years and so l won’t read each individual reply. Those that believe in Democracy will understand.)

Can’t do that, Rat. There would be no more Democrats, and you can’t have a 1 party system. Funny, though, when they’re around, it sure ain’t no party !

White House notified…

Oops, notification bounced off….

Rat think everyone is an idiot except for him.

Depends on what your definition of idiot is . One person’s Gold may be another person’s garbage …… Croc Power !

If you aren’t part of the choir invisible, you are part of the problem.

The hard part is making the idiots realize that they are idiots.

Let’s get The DOGE Boys right on it.

With Republicans erasing education, the number of morons will keep increasing.

Here’s hoping, but that’s not gonna happen.

it will reduce overpopulation of the world.

Nobody has that many fingers!

I promise not to read or make comments. (DOH!)

Not gonna happen! Make a realistic wish!

Rat’s fondest dream.

Good one Steph. The trolls are in “hog heaven” today.

Here’s the trick: Realize you’re one of them — and set the example.

My dad I shouldn’t wait for that to happen.

A better world begins with yourself. If you don’t think that you need improvement then you have no imagination and so, you do need to improve.

Current population of the world — 8 201 6xx xxx. (Grows by over 100 000 every day)

Idiots in the world — 8 201 6xx xxx.

I think I see the problem.

We will always have the idiots with us.

You can lead an idiot to the comments section but you cannot make them think.

Can’t be done, they just make new ones