Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 09, 2025

Well, obviously. You wouldn’t need to hunt somebody down, AFTER strangling them with their own large intestine.

Ugly little dogs need to eat too.

I love this drawing. Do I love it because it confuses me, or in spite of it? What is going on with the legs. Are there legs, or have the ugly dogs already eaten them? It is pleasingly disarticulate.

They are Siamese, if you please …

They are Siamese talking trash, if you don’t please …!

Previews of Coming Infractions:

The Dahmer Sisters star in Violence of the Ma’ams.

Is this a kaffeeklatsch? Which is a gathering I would never disparage, since so many societal problems are solved to the satisfaction of all attendees.

Does anyone remember Dr. Bunsen Honeydew’s assistant, Beaker, on the Muppet Show? That woman on the right has to be his twin sister.

ah girltalk..

After lunch dinner mint too.

Coiling up like two snakes resting and taking out the trash.

All you can eat at a tea party. Going back for seconds is mandatory.

Bang Bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down on their head.

Oh Honey, I am a stuffed butt grazing till the cow’s come home.

Rumpelstiltskin was born on a Jewish Holiday.

…the Eve family wasn’t quite the Addams family…

…but their banter was…

4 score and 7 days, Ab Lincoln pronounced, “I will circumcise the the baby boys with scalloped potatoes and chez sauces”.

Corner of the USA is riding the rails in a tornado ally rail splitter avenue.

No thank you peas it only makes me sneeze then it makes it hard to find the pee door.

Throw the man that slits beer.

Bon Jovi approves.

Breaking the law, breaking the law, and what you going to do when the Cops come for you?

Obey the officers…

Brilliant, thank you Teresa.

A new mid season TV series: ‘The Ghoulden Girls’.

I guess all art is abstract after all. Well done.

I see they finally found the soot whose flipper sh!ts.

Pleasantly disturbing

They may be sitting on their legs but their convo is scary and unnerving…..there are ugly dogs, I admit, but most of them are in shelters waiting to be adopted….

FYI

The large and small intestines run for miles and if they’re riddled with diverticulitis, they’ll do no good to strangle anyone. They’d be weak and tear apart when you wrap it around her neck! The best thing is to wait till they’re so full and that should be the demise of her…..she’d be so full of it, functioning would be restricted…..and all you do is wait….Bwaaaaaahaaaahaaaaa

Orangesicle wishes and Dismemberment dreams ….

( if this had been an actual emergency, bend over and grab your socks )

You are what you eat a wet t-shirt Pizza.

Food on a bagel is the winner including a beginner.

I am prown to imagery of being a Navel Bagel on an ocean cruisers poop deck.

Later, they would often get together, and talk about their mother, and how she kept them in line as children.

Anyone else out there have a plastic leaf bag full of plastic bags …?

( anyone? )

Electric music solid walls of sound Benny and the Jets.

The eyes have it. See what I mean?

Sounds cozy.

…two songs with basically the same message…

…Death On Two Legs…

…and…

…You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch…

About face.

Baby it’s Cold outdoors.

Nice chair legs …!

Grace the face cargo on the rack as a matter of fact.

The order of those remarks can be of importance, I suppose. Where’s the gallon of ice cream?

…I don’t care bout no spellin’ nor commas…

…it’s bout heart…

… education is foe those circling thee warshin’ machine…

…I want ta be grabbed by dee mettoforik pullsee…

…cuz this is watt happens wen newspappas…

…have no pollutacal car-tunes …

…and i ain’t hate no demoleotards..

…I hat democracy…

…DID SHE SAY THAT BEFORE…

…doess i does need know education…

…doh’s fancy dan better than I hams…

…I says rrest doh’s antizfroglandias…

…putt fur par leotards…

…sissy men …eatin lobstar…

…drinkingstarbucks on my dime…

…nalledge tait powwah …I got too black eyes…

…don’t knead ta telma & louise me a’gin…

…now don’t spit swalla…

…don knead spellin…

…cuz i got heart…

Aye Chihuahua!

Chairman of the bored: “ehhh, what’s up Doc” …?

Shave my underarms.

Under armour sport peeps…

Tik Tok ….

Only 1 FA this week :-(

The small ugly dogs are hungry again….

…future Hi & Lois sure changed with the new creative team…

…Frog Applause…

…however…

…is it strange that I changed?…

…I don’t know…

…why don’t you ask her?…