La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 20, 2025

Last I heard they were being raised just for the inauguration.

When Nixon was inaugurated, the flags were at half staff in honor of President Harry Truman. The narcissist felon47 can’t stand to have anyone else shown respect. He knows that President Carter was a better person.

All the maga faithful who spent thousands of dollars on airfare and hotels to attend their God Emperor’s inauguration, arriving to find out their tickets are now “commemorative” souvenirs, and still can’t afford eggs.

They are just now getting the things that they paid for. A giant pile of nothing. Oh sure, you have worthless two dollar bills, gold spray-painted sneakers, maybe some worthless NFTs, a pos knockoff watch, etc. But some of these rubes spent thousands to get tickets and go to this, and they got an expired rain check. But the price of eggs! Brown people! Caravans! It’s really easy to train a cult, but very hard to teach one.

No quarter for Trumpanzees and MAGA

Traitor Trump and his nasty wife are back in the White House. What a messed up world.

..flat tacos are basically tostadas..

I’m not watching the Inauguration this year, and I am glad that it’s taking place indoors because of the bone chilling temperatures (it’s the first indoor Inauguration since Reagan’s second one in 1985). He may be President for the next four years (if he lives that long), but I don’t have to like it! My hope is that the Democrats can keep the worst of his agenda from happening and can win back the House and/or Senate in 2026 and the White House in 2028 and Trump/Vance will be seen as the anomaly.

If they aren’t upside down, they should be.

Get over it already. The Hyena lost. And a good thing, too.

Going to a rodeo today, thought seeing real BS instead of hearing it would be a good thing.

Traitor Trump will probably claim that the sun came out (indoors!) right when he lied under oath…..

When trump dies, the flags will not be lowered. Also, there will be parties, parades, and fireworks.

The coronation will take place inside the capitol building where tRump led an insurrection against the U.S. on January 6, 2021. It reminds me of Hitler demanding France surrender in the same railway car Germany had to surrender in 1918.

Despite the ceremony being held indoors, the massive crowd will be huge, HUGE, HUGE, YUUUUUUGGGGE!. Biggest ever, most magnificent turnout in recorded history, the adoring throngs, men fainting, strong women weeping, all overcome with boundless joy at the most momentous, glorious, supremely ecstatic pinnacle of spectacularity the world has ever known or ever WILL know. (All true, we have it on the highest authority. And would he ever lie to you?)

I hung my American flag upside down today. I’ll turn it right side up again when the distress has been resolved.

Trump won the election in a land slide. He won 7 critical states. His first four years asPresident brought the U.S. back. Biden’s four tears destroyed all that we gained. Andnow Trump is back in the White House. Once again the liberal hate mongers arecrawling out of their dark holes…..mostly now to be ignored. MAGA reigns!!

The passing of President Carter was a moment of cheer. He had a long happy life and was well past his prime – he deserved to rest peacefully. Trump’s inauguration, on the contrary, will be remembered as a day of shame.