Herman by Jim Unger for January 23, 2025

Bad cop, no donut

She can find a police office who is happy to write that down, but nothing happens after that.

Barney?

Right after he’s written his required quota of traffic tickets.

No money in that, besides judges let the culprits go

She’s figures she’s good for an exchange, a ticket for an investigation.

Solving crimes costs money. Writing tickets raises revenue.

They still paint “To protect and serve” on their police cars, even though they say in court that they have no requirement to do that.

Bad drivers hurt more people than thieves. As a rule, people who break in and steal try to avoid running into you. Bad drivers frequently run into you – or something else.

AFTER his 7 hr. and 45 min. donut break !!!

Tell him, lady.

This is hilarious….laughed aloud!!

I suppose it could be worse. If you lived in London they could put you in jail for saying that because it “sounds like” it might be criticizing and that’s illegal. And because I post this. I will probably get a citation too. But meanwhile, I will simply enjoy the fact that the lady is getting her barb in

Nope, not funny at all.

Crash investigator here. Get back to me when you’ve seen as many dead kids as me, see if your attitude towards speeding has changed.

This is so much my life, listening to people not own responsibility.

“Not my job.”

Sorry Lady, I only do traffic offenses…..

Now cops are too busy going after people who write mean texts

You didn’t think enough about it to report it then, why now.

“I would have more time for THAT if I didn’t have to spend time dealing with hazardous drivers.”

Sorry, not my department.

It was either your neighbor, or your ex-husband.