He dodged a bullet.
Forgot or totally repulsed.
It’ll keep.
One of the advantages of Alzheimer’s: a new lover every day.
Married Mary?
Or contrary?!
How did your mem’ry go?
With Jell-O shots in Rock hotspots
And cocaine lines all in a row!
I wonder if she also has the t-shirt with the message “I can’t believe I forgot to have children”.
She really should make them all wear nametags.
And now that he drank the poison I won’t inherit what’s-his-name’s millions.
June 21, 2014
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 hours ago
He dodged a bullet.
Jayalexander about 5 hours ago
Forgot or totally repulsed.
Ubintold about 4 hours ago
It’ll keep.
Imagine about 3 hours ago
One of the advantages of Alzheimer’s: a new lover every day.
PraiseofFolly about 2 hours ago
Married Mary?
Or contrary?!
How did your mem’ry go?
With Jell-O shots in Rock hotspots
And cocaine lines all in a row!
phritzg Premium Member about 2 hours ago
I wonder if she also has the t-shirt with the message “I can’t believe I forgot to have children”.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 hour ago
She really should make them all wear nametags.
nosirrom 11 minutes ago
And now that he drank the poison I won’t inherit what’s-his-name’s millions.