Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 16, 2025

He dodged a bullet.

Forgot or totally repulsed.

It’ll keep.

One of the advantages of Alzheimer’s: a new lover every day.

Married Mary?

Or contrary?!

How did your mem’ry go?

With Jell-O shots in Rock hotspots

And cocaine lines all in a row!

I wonder if she also has the t-shirt with the message “I can’t believe I forgot to have children”.

She really should make them all wear nametags.

And now that he drank the poison I won’t inherit what’s-his-name’s millions.

In the original artwork, he’s a stalker/creep.

I had the feeling there was something on my calendar for today!

Great job with the new colours. The Purple really "pops’ as they say.

But, wow his promised honeymoon was an erotic success………

I’d laugh at this, except:

I have a weird thing with names. One person, it’s “This is Bob.” “Hi, Bob, nice to meet you.” That’s all. 20 years later I’m “Hi – Bob, right? How ya been.”

Other people? Well, 2 weeks before we got married, I was introducing Her as “This is my fiancee……um…….er……..”

No matter. Her ‘marriages’ are by the hour anyway.

“I KNEW that there was supposed to something happening this weekend!”

Did she “Friend Zone” him?

It was right there on your list of things to do today!

There’ll be other days.

“What will I tell the kids?”

Noticed, at my fifteen year high school class reunion, some ladies who used to ignore us regular guys became more friendly… maybe because we had solid jobs and the bad boys had fled?

At my thirty year reunion I think I saw some ladies with similar thoughts as the cartoon…

They call me unforgettable,

And I guess that claim is true

But the things noone seems to forget

dhg