Last night I watched “Hundreds of Beavers” on Prime. There’s some mildly inappropriate humor, but if you grew up watching Looney Tunes (Golden Age), you should check it out.
So Robin’s beaver devours 6 inches of wood every 30 minutes and Jessica’s beaver devours 8 inches of wood every 45 minutes. How many inches of wood do we need to keep both beavers fed all weekend long?
They actually make them in metal as well. But then there’s the cost of sterilizing and inventory. The wooden ones are so cheap it’s better to just use them…
seanfear 1 day ago
and make it metallic
The Reader Premium Member 1 day ago
Leave it to beaver-itis!
basspro 1 day ago
I always thought that was another name for a Gynecologist.
strick9 1 day ago
basspro, LOL
P51Strega 1 day ago
“Is there a way you’ll take these tablets everyday?” – doc
“Gnaw” – patient
bloodykate 1 day ago
LOL
fritzoid Premium Member 1 day ago
Last night I watched “Hundreds of Beavers” on Prime. There’s some mildly inappropriate humor, but if you grew up watching Looney Tunes (Golden Age), you should check it out.
timinwsac Premium Member 1 day ago
Time to switch to the unflavored tongue depressors.
bilbrlsn 1 day ago
So Robin’s beaver devours 6 inches of wood every 30 minutes and Jessica’s beaver devours 8 inches of wood every 45 minutes. How many inches of wood do we need to keep both beavers fed all weekend long?
AZCoyote 1 day ago
Why do cartoonists think beavers eat wood?
kpdrsn 1 day ago
Give me a break, that’s just stupid
Frank Burns Eats Worms 1 day ago
Inflammation of the beaver is a different specialist.
Impkins Premium Member 1 day ago
Yup. I can see that. :)
cuzinron47 1 day ago
This time bring the stainless steel ones.
FireAnt_Hater about 24 hours ago
They actually make them in metal as well. But then there’s the cost of sterilizing and inventory. The wooden ones are so cheap it’s better to just use them…
the lost wizard about 23 hours ago
He has a gnawing pain. :)
NolaMan about 21 hours ago
odd, when I have beaver-itis I get wood, not eat it
comicalUser about 14 hours ago
Well, what a dumb doctor! It is definitely not Beaver-itis. Beavers eat bark, not wood!