Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 27, 2025

I forgot what I was going to comment.

Embarrassing isn’t it?

Don’t remember if that’s ever happened to me…

I have pills that are supposed to boost your memory but I keep forgetting to take them.

The last time that happened to me I looked around the room, announced “Nope, no dinosaurs in here.” and walked out.

Doorways cause memory loss.

He’ll remember in good time.

Im often in the, there must be something to do in here stage

My only problem is A short-term memory is My only problem is A short-term memory is…

Lotta that going round.

Hereafter syndrome: can’t remember what I’m here after.

He’s not that old.

On the other hand, I’m proud of myself. I walked into a room yesterday and remembered why I was there.

If course, it was the bathroom, but still…

Having a kid like Miles wears your brain out.

Actually, forget about the ‘like Miles’ part.

He should have gone with one of the fallback dad nags, like “You need to turn off that junk and get outside for some fresh air” or “take out the trash”. Then he could ponder why he came in there originally…

Not to brag but I went into a room and knew exactly why I was there, it was the bathroom though.

This kind of mental state will be required to survive the current administration.

The less we remember democracy, the less we’ll notice its absence.

It only gets worse, Gene.

Oh, about 5’11”.

That happens to me more than I’d like to admit. My short-term memory is almost as bad as Dory’s from Finding Nemo. But I can also somehow remember teaching myself to read when I was 3.