Fortune telling, per se, is banned in many places. Which is Tarot readers, palm readers, spritulists, and other mediums display signs stating that what they are doing is strictly for entertainment
The cigar thing reminded me when I was around 11, our town had an annual picnic with carnival games, and one of them gave cigars as one of the prizes. My younger brothers and I came home with about 30 cigars thinking we were pretty cool, then we realized it was stupid because we weren’t going to smoke them and we should gotten the pack of gum instead. Doubtful that would be legal today (not even sure it was legal then).
The Duke 1 day ago
You got to have big balls to tell fortunes in Yamhill, Oregon.
Pickled Pete 1 day ago
One day, Hitler went to a fortune teller.
He asked her, “When will I die?”
She replied, “You will die on a day that is a Jewish holiday.”
Stunned, he asked, “What‽ How come?”
She replied, “Any day that you die will be a Jewish holiday.”Huckleberry Hiroshima 1 day ago
That’s right, you almost won, but no gum, lip, tongue, throat, or lung cancer for you, buddy.
mindjob 1 day ago
Hit the pad with the mallet and try to ring the bell
poppacapsmokeblower 1 day ago
You have no future in Yamhill, Oregon young man.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 1 day ago
As a tradition dictated, I passed out cigars when my first son was born but no one wanted any so that was the last time I bought cigars.
dpatrickryan Premium Member 1 day ago
Fortune telling is a scam and a tax on the gullible. It SHOULD be illegal everywhere.
mokspr Premium Member 1 day ago
Can anyone recommend a good fortune teller? My last one got hit by a bus while walking to work.
richardclayton1000 1 day ago
Regarding fortune tellers I don’t ever expect a glimpse into my future.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 1 day ago
I predict that I won’t be able to make any more predictions
Ken8338 Premium Member 1 day ago
That’s what Gennifer said when asked to compare her relationship with Bill with Monica’s.
h.v.greenman 1 day ago
Fortune telling, per se, is banned in many places. Which is Tarot readers, palm readers, spritulists, and other mediums display signs stating that what they are doing is strictly for entertainment
Scott S 1 day ago
Or as Garfield says, “Close, but no banana!”
freakfreaky321 about 24 hours ago
The cigar thing reminded me when I was around 11, our town had an annual picnic with carnival games, and one of them gave cigars as one of the prizes. My younger brothers and I came home with about 30 cigars thinking we were pretty cool, then we realized it was stupid because we weren’t going to smoke them and we should gotten the pack of gum instead. Doubtful that would be legal today (not even sure it was legal then).
noahson99 about 18 hours ago
Fortune-tellers? Are those people who tell where there are fortunes buried? I’ll consult one, I hope they don’t charge a fortune!
Pickled Pete about 13 hours ago
The Logician Husband
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get six.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “Because they had avocados, of course!”