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Fortune telling, per se, is banned in many places. Which is Tarot readers, palm readers, spritulists, and other mediums display signs stating that what they are doing is strictly for entertainment
The cigar thing reminded me when I was around 11, our town had an annual picnic with carnival games, and one of them gave cigars as one of the prizes. My younger brothers and I came home with about 30 cigars thinking we were pretty cool, then we realized it was stupid because we weren’t going to smoke them and we should gotten the pack of gum instead. Doubtful that would be legal today (not even sure it was legal then).
The Duke about 1 month ago
You got to have big balls to tell fortunes in Yamhill, Oregon.
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
One day, Hitler went to a fortune teller.
He asked her, “When will I die?”
She replied, “You will die on a day that is a Jewish holiday.”
Stunned, he asked, “What‽ How come?”
She replied, “Any day that you die will be a Jewish holiday.”Huckleberry Muhammad Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’s right, you almost won, but no gum, lip, tongue, throat, or lung cancer for you, buddy.
mindjob about 1 month ago
Hit the pad with the mallet and try to ring the bell
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 month ago
You have no future in Yamhill, Oregon young man.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
As a tradition dictated, I passed out cigars when my first son was born but no one wanted any so that was the last time I bought cigars.
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 1 month ago
Fortune telling is a scam and a tax on the gullible. It SHOULD be illegal everywhere.
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
Can anyone recommend a good fortune teller? My last one got hit by a bus while walking to work.
richardclayton1000 about 1 month ago
Regarding fortune tellers I don’t ever expect a glimpse into my future.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
I predict that I won’t be able to make any more predictions
Ken8338 Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’s what Gennifer said when asked to compare her relationship with Bill with Monica’s.
h.v.greenman about 1 month ago
Fortune telling, per se, is banned in many places. Which is Tarot readers, palm readers, spritulists, and other mediums display signs stating that what they are doing is strictly for entertainment
Scott S about 1 month ago
Or as Garfield says, “Close, but no banana!”
freakfreaky321 about 1 month ago
The cigar thing reminded me when I was around 11, our town had an annual picnic with carnival games, and one of them gave cigars as one of the prizes. My younger brothers and I came home with about 30 cigars thinking we were pretty cool, then we realized it was stupid because we weren’t going to smoke them and we should gotten the pack of gum instead. Doubtful that would be legal today (not even sure it was legal then).
noahson99 about 1 month ago
Fortune-tellers? Are those people who tell where there are fortunes buried? I’ll consult one, I hope they don’t charge a fortune!
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
The Logician Husband
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get six.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “Because they had avocados, of course!”
OldsVistaCruiser about 1 month ago
§7104 of the Pennsylvania Crimes Code makes fortune telling a misdemeanor of the third degree.