Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 07, 2025

He’s dripping with sarcasm.

Ooh, when I get all steamed up… !!!

He has no filter.

Is the coffee carafe short and stout?

A relative question is at hand.

That’s not a scream, that’s a whistle!

We can have instant coffee now or we can percolator.

Aaah, Shaddap.

That is because he only gets to tepid, not boiling.

Heh. Cute.

No, but we hear you gurgling.

Nothing is more irritating than a guy who whistles while he works!

Must be strong coffee & weak tea

Espresso your concerns politely : > ]

135 v 212 – That’s a big difference. I’d scream too.

Mine beeps really loud, close to a scream

Couple of potheads.

Alternate caption: Something about “the pot calling the kettle black”.

You don’t have to pay attention to that big drip,

Our kettle has a flap that can be lowered over the spout or flipped back. Problem solved ;-)

That Mr. Coffee thinks he’s so tough. Jerk! Picking on a tea kettle.

I’m a little teapot short and stout, sock it to me baby when the lights go out ! ;-)

you got to whistle why you work!

Heh-Heh…good little chuckle this one.

So ALL the burners are On?!

Then the screamy thing pops off and hot water starts splaying out. Grateful to my brother for giving me an electric pot that shuts off automatically at ‘rolling boil’.

Coffee’s a little bitter this morning, eh?

You’re making me boiling mad. :)

When I get all steamed up, hear me shout.

That kettle doesn’t seem to have a whistle. Its spout is clear.

Good one, Dave!

Now that’s funny. Well done, Dave!